Early this morning, the three million residents of Wahun, China arose to a grizzly site: the entire city has been engulfed in a yellow fog cloud. As people flee the city, young and old are asked to wear gas-masks and stay inside. Chinese officials claim that the cloud was caused by farmers burning wheat (ha, because we have totally seen that happen). Anyways here is a video of the horrendous site:
We have reason to believe that this might be a chemical explosion near the city.
China has politely asked us to stop talking about this matter. Dearest apologies, we respect china and hope they can deal with this in a professional matter.