A mother was out for a stroll at a local park in Albuquerque, NM early today. Unfortunately, she took her eyes off her child for less than one single minute, and her child was kidnapped.

As oppose to what the average person would do, this clearly dedicated mother took things into her own hands. Thats right! She sped right after the alleged kidnapper!

The chase ended when the mother allegedly crashed her car into the kidnapper’s car. The kidnapper then took off on foot, official word does not disclose the condition of the child, or if the child was even located in the car. Perhaps the kidnapper took her with him?

Anyways, the kidnapper ran as fast as he could into the surrounding woods. Police have set up a five hundred yard perimeter, and are using every man they can spare, and many dogs as well.

The kidnapper is alleged to have conducted an earlier kidnapping of another child. Again , the condition of this child is also unknown. But yeah, vigilante almost stops kidnapper makes for great headlines! Too bad we don’t have all the information yet :/

31-year-old David Hernandez WANTED STILL AT LARGE

On the shored of Buenaventura anchorage, Colombia, nine individuals wearing ski masks began approaching a cotton carrying vessel. The “shore security” recognized these individuals as “obvious thieves”.

The watchguard signaled a call of distress, at which point local enforcement quickly moved in. The nine men , potentially armed, were nearly apprehended.

Unfortunately, as the coast guard stationed in that area approached, the nine Columbian pirates scrambled in their speedboat. A more thorough search of the area revealed nothing but a few crowbars.

Local authorities assume it was just a few locals looking to make a few easy dollars.

Columbian pirate boat

A merchant chemical carrier was attacked by a group of pirates only three miles off the coast of Togo. Upon identifying the approaching vessel as “potentially dangerous” , the crew of the chemical carrier raised the alarm, and began to move in “full motion”.

As the attempt to flee seemed futile , as the larger chemical carrier couldn’t exactly outmaneuver a speedboat , the local Togo “navy” or maybe coast guard (information about exact entity withheld) intervened [responding to the distress call].

A brazen firefight erupted , pinning the Togo sea protection vessel against the pirate vessel. The pirate vessel was nearly obliterated, taking crippling damage to the side lower hull and rear, although it was not scuttled.

Traces of human blood in the aftermath indicate the possibility of excessive damage caused to the pirates. As of now, nobody other than the pirates were injured. Small bullet holes and  minor rpg damage was sustained to the enforcement ship. No further damage was reported on the Chemical ship.

Togo pirate attack

Remember that regardless of your age, you can always look forward to something! Even if you are in your 50s, you can look forward to retirement. For the rest of us, just remember that the daily struggles of life  will be a thing of the past come tomorrow. Live your life and enjoy it!

when i grow up i will sit at the big table

Whats better than plain old boring GIFS ? Videos perhaps, but who has time for those? Here is a compilation of radical GIFS that will totally make you feel intoxicated! Part on brahs!

cat gets stick

This cat is so happy! He finally can has that weird pink thingy. Just watch this when you’re not all 100% ok, it looks way more amazing… if you know what we mean.

dandelion babies

These dandelion babies look very happy, stare into the mystifying mystique of this trippy GIF!

doomsday wigglegram

Just when you though the dandelions and cat were enough, this comes up to you and changes the meaning of “trippy reality bro”.

Sauron

The eye of Sauron, or the heart of cthulhu ? This trippy gif is actually a few hands waving up towards the sky. Very Very trippy brah.

tripiest image on planet earth

There are no words that can adequately describe this one…

wiggly eyeball

This eyeball makes us want to lie in the fetal position and puke out our organs. We can’t really tell if it’s made of milk or *****. -____-

Luckycat

We have many more of these, but this page would take hours to load. So, this will be the last one. Remember this cat? It sort of stands for “good luck!”.

When you think of old age, 70 sounds about the right time to die, right? Well not for the Galapagos giant tortoise! The average lifespan of a Galapagos Giant Tortoise is almost 180 years!

Then it comes as no surprise that these animals could possibly have this longevity due to the fact that they are so freaking slow. The average weight of these reptiles is just barely below half a ton!

They tend to eat their weight in shrubbery , being dedicated vegetarians, on a daily basis. Not only that, but the shell is literally such hardened calcium , which grows thicker each year, that even modern rifle rounds might have difficulty penetrating it!

We lied, sort of, this animal was not discovered. Rather, back in the day, Charles Darwin himself found them. Quoting them as being rather “amusing” in his work “on the origin of species”.

If you ever see one, gtfo out of it’s way! This thing could bulldoze you at the speed of well… a tortoise.

And you know what? At age 180 , they are still going strong! No ED , nothing!

Galapagos Turtles

Following in the footsteps of Grumpy Cat , Princess Monster Truck promises to bring yet another cat into general circulation. You see, much like bub and grumpy, Monster is slightly unique, mainly the sharp fangs and rough hair.

To commemorate this “rising star” , here are a few images of the “to be” Internet pop sensation!

Princess Monster Truck

This princess has an angry , yet adorable look to her.

Monster Truck angry

Even ugly kittehs need to stretch!

Princess Monster Truck upsideown

And… like all other cats, monster truck often ponders the meaning of life.

pondering the meaning of life

The world’s largest tree isn’t a redwood in the forests of North America. No, No, it’s actually a cashew tree is located in Natal, Brazil. It is , surprisingly a cashew tree.

If you look at this thing from an areal view, it’s pretty boring. In fact, it looks like a bunch of trees , bundled together into a small “forest” like structure.

This however is just one tree.

Largest Tree in the world

If you don’t believe us, why don’t you check out some images of the tree from below. This will give you a “more clear” image of what your eyes are saying is “many trees closely bundled together”.

Largest Tree in the world below to above view

The tree covers over 7,500 square meters –roughly the size of about four football fields. The tree is around 500 years old, and the locals call it “Maior Cajueiro do Mondo” which means “the largest cashew tree in the world”.

If you view it from the side, it looks like just a bunch of bushes, bundled together.

view from the road

It does also produce cashews. The locals say they are the tastiest in the world! Just note, the cashew is just that tiny thing on the bottom of the fruit, the rest is garbage O_o

60,000 of these fruits are harvested per day, accounting for most of the locals’ cashew supplies.

Largest tree in the world cashews

Finally, you can decide to visit this marvelous tree yourself. Just go visit Rio De Janeiro , you won’t regret it!

A stunning picture has surfaced! An extremely rare glimpse of a diver with a whale in front of him, caught on the purest of underwater imagery! This here is truly just a stunning image to behold!

Also note, these occurrences are very rare , and even more rare are they documented in imagery!

Diver With Whale

Police gather evidence in new Orleans shooting

We have many “reliable” sources pointing to another unexpected surge of violence; this time in New Orleans. Sources state that during a peaceful “Mother’s Day” parade, a string of three individuals rushed the crowd, and poured them with lead.

At least  nineteen people were injured. Four suffered “life-threatening” injuries, but don’t appear to be in “unstable” circumstances as of this hour. No deaths have occurred as of this moment.

Police indicate that this is most likely common “street crime” , probably over money. Not that it really matters, this is appalling.

Under these circumstances just remember , future tragedies will occur, and panic or action against anything other than the perpetrators is improper.

Likewise , the situation of “gun control” should not come up , because remember , even police offers pull guns on innocent people.