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Filthy terrorist chops apart British soldier in broad daylight

Wednesday, May 22nd, 2013

Early today two Islamic radical militants, residing in the U.K. , attacked and killed a British soldier with a meat cleaver. While screaming filthy blasphemy in their native tongues, they “chopped the man like a butcher does a piece of meat”. The head was rumored to be removed as were a majority of all limbs.

The men were confronted by armed enforcement, but they precoded to chop like the mad dogs they were, so like mad dogs, they were shot but not reported to be killed. This was an “ideology led craze” say British authorities , prompted by Islamic extremism, just like the Boston Bombers.

The voracity of the attack and the extent of obvious hatred awakens us all to a grim reality : this “religion of peace” appears to be the root cause of recent attacks. Even with people that preached violence being killed  (bin laden and al zwahiri) , random radicals persist in committing acts of terror through virtue of only their religion.

This is truly unfortunate fact is that these people are terribly mistaken in their creed, they see all westerners as imperialists going about destroying their homelands. This , as Gandhi and his holiness the Dalai Lama showed us , does not justify the use of violence.

The use of a meat cleaver can only go to show that this was done with emotion. We must now ask what the compatibility of this mistaken creed is with the modern world, and if we should live every day in fear, or begin changing these people to be more compatible with our societies(education), maybe even just mass-deporting them away to their homelands if they resist.

muslims kill british soldier with meat cleaver

Muslims kill British soldier with meat cleaver

Oklahoma tornado causes severe damage

Monday, May 20th, 2013

A sever Tornado reported in Oklahoma has caused severe structural damage, destroying multiple school and shopping centers. The damage up to this point most certainly is not well documented.

Some claim that “numerous casualties have been sustained”. Although possible, these sources are heavily unreliable.

Just a few miles away from Oklahoma City, images might speak better than words. Clearly the fact that the damage is being addressed hours after the storm has passed is not a good thing.

destroyed town

destroyed town

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Female vigilante chases down kidnapper

Friday, May 17th, 2013

A mother was out for a stroll at a local park in Albuquerque, NM early today. Unfortunately, she took her eyes off her child for less than one single minute, and her child was kidnapped.

As oppose to what the average person would do, this clearly dedicated mother took things into her own hands. Thats right! She sped right after the alleged kidnapper!

The chase ended when the mother allegedly crashed her car into the kidnapper’s car. The kidnapper then took off on foot, official word does not disclose the condition of the child, or if the child was even located in the car. Perhaps the kidnapper took her with him?

Anyways, the kidnapper ran as fast as he could into the surrounding woods. Police have set up a five hundred yard perimeter, and are using every man they can spare, and many dogs as well.

The kidnapper is alleged to have conducted an earlier kidnapping of another child. Again , the condition of this child is also unknown. But yeah, vigilante almost stops kidnapper makes for great headlines! Too bad we don’t have all the information yet :/

31-year-old David Hernandez WANTED STILL AT LARGE

31-year-old David Hernandez WANTED STILL AT LARGE

New Orleans mothersday shooting

Monday, May 13th, 2013
Police gather evidence in new orleans shooting

Police gather evidence in new Orleans shooting

We have many “reliable” sources pointing to another unexpected surge of violence; this time in New Orleans. Sources state that during a peaceful “Mother’s Day” parade, a string of three individuals rushed the crowd, and poured them with lead.

At least  nineteen people were injured. Four suffered “life-threatening” injuries, but don’t appear to be in “unstable” circumstances as of this hour. No deaths have occurred as of this moment.

Police indicate that this is most likely common “street crime” , probably over money. Not that it really matters, this is appalling.

Under these circumstances just remember , future tragedies will occur, and panic or action against anything other than the perpetrators is improper.

Likewise , the situation of “gun control” should not come up , because remember , even police offers pull guns on innocent people.

Israel preemptively attacks Syria

Monday, May 6th, 2013

Israel, the product of wester pity, has decided to (without reason) attack and bombard Syrian targets. It is not understood why they have suddenly become so “trigger happy” , as we have stated before , the civil war in Syria should be decided by Syria alone, no external forces.

israel bombards syria

Israel bombards Syria

It’s kind of strange how a country has the nerve to enter another’s airspace without a formal declaration of war , killing people and then the rest of the world does not turn on them. Sure , Syria is a mess. Of course, there are rumors that they are using chemical weapons against whatever in hell the “rebels” are.

Remember, we thought Iraq also had these types of weapons, and they never did. Even though Israel is not directly being threatened by Syria, it is only possible to assume that they want to test their armed forces on a more modern battlefield.

Although they do have probable reason to believe that their old enemy , the Hezbollah could be given weapons from Syria , and then turned on Israel , it very “far-fetched” to assume.

Having Syria out of the news for a while was great, but if all out war begins between Iran , Syria and Israel , It is our deepest hope that no western power will intervene. Let these trigger happy nations do whatever they want with each other(we don’t need to lose men to preserve the principles of other nations), we should concern ourselves only with moving from oil to alternate energy sources, so in the near future, these  regions will be irrelevant to our interests.

Let us all just understand that everything in life happens for a reason , and if these rebels win , it was their destiny to win. Syria doesn’t even have any oil (worthless) , so let them come to terms of an agreement without our intervention.

This lettuce died because of you

Saturday, May 4th, 2013

The image you are about to see is extremely shocking, it might bring you to an impasse about what you should eat for the remainder of your life…. Continue Reading…

Boston Bomber older brother’s youtube

Monday, April 22nd, 2013

The older Boston bombing terrorist ,Tamerlan Tsarnaev has a clear motive for what he has done. We have done some investigation work, and we have found his youtube channel. He has clearly taken an extreme liking to videos promoting anti-western Muslim action. The most shocking video he seems to have liked pictured a cameleon walking over a par of sunglasses , entailing that a true terrorist would be the most effective undetected , which we already posted as a possible reason why al-queda and the chechans would send these guys (with military training) over. Source : “Boston bomber motives

Tamerlan Tsarnaev youtube

Tamerlan Tsarnaev youtube

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Boston Bombers Identified

Friday, April 19th, 2013

The perpetrator of the Boston marathon bombing has been identified! After only two days, two men identified as Chechen youthes attending Boston University have been positively identified as the killers.

Chechnan Boys Bomb Boston

Chechnan Boys Bomb Boston

Early this morning , one of them killed himself with a suicide bomb strike when the two men got into a gunfight with two police. Both police officers were killed , but one of the Chechen terrorists managed to escape,  apparently seeking refuge in the city of Watertown, a few miles south of Boston. Continue Reading…

Senator Roger Wicker of Mississippi sent poision

Wednesday, April 17th, 2013
senator roger wicker

senator roger wicker

Senator Roger Wicker of Mississippi got a ton of (what he perceived) to be “fan-mail”. At the end of the note, there was a small notice stating “the letters have been poisoned”.

Naturally, the senator handed the letters over to the authorities, which after careful testing, had revealed the presence of  ricin , a nuerotoxin. The senator is now on “high alert protection” from outside sources and everything is being investigated at a normal pace.

If you want to know about ricin, it is a highly potent toxin that affect the human system diversely. First, much like other nueropoisons, it can halt or alltogether stop functionality of reception between nerves and the brain, causing numbness and paralysis.

But ricin does something far worse, it blocks the human body’s ability to form protein. As such, upon initial ingestion , there are no affects. But over time, the compromised areas afflicted will bubble up, and the subject will suffer permanent and irreversible damage to any area affected.

After a period of about four days, the subject (if left untreated) will likely go into shock(cardiac arrest) and die , but not before hours upon hours of diarrhea.

The senator is really lucky that the poison was discovered before he ate it, or didn’t wash his hands and ate , whatever he might have done.

Two Explosions in Boston leave many injured

Monday, April 15th, 2013
explosions boston

explosions boston

In what appears to be an absolute horrific end to the Boston marathon, two medium-sized explosions have caused massive amounts of carnage. Multiple people have been confirmed to be in “critical” near-fatal condition.

People in the surrounding buildings [above and below] appear to have also suffered damage. The surrounding buildings’ structures may have been compromised due to the explosions, and access to the general public has been restricted at this time.

The main cause of the explosion may be a gas line, but that was quickly ruled out because the warning sign prior to the explosion was white smoke, and natural gas is colorless. Continue Reading…

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