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23 December 2012
Cthulhu Portal Updates
Hello everyone! We are very proud to announce that at last we feel we have made the portal the way we dreamt it to look! We wanted to do this right before Christmas, and we feel we have done it correc...
17 August 2012
Breaking News
Today, during a Chicago WhiteSox V.S. Toronto Bluejays game, a man sitting in the upper section of benches had a heart attack. In one of the few tragedies that have occurred in the MLB, the man was pr...
16 July 2013
Breaking News
Miguel Angel Trevino Morales, a brutal Mexican drug lord (not more brutal than chapo guzman) has finally been captured. After years of slaughtering innocent civilians, and displaying the bodies for al...
02 March 2013
Automobiles
We are still awaiting that surge of people that will follow us on facebook and twitter (links to your bottom right) in order to win a free car! As we stated, in the closing of 2013, we added a few sma...
25 July 2012
2012 Olympic Summer Games London
The opening ceremony will be held on July 27, 2012. We are currently unaware of whom will be holstering the torch to it's final destination, but we have reason to belove it may be the chairman of UN f...

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14 November 2018
Entertainment
In a little-known fact that appeared on my desk today as a "trending topic", I was shocked to discover an inquiry regarding the edibility of camel manure.Now I usually don't take such things seriously, having been around for over 7 years, I am used t...
12 November 2018
Mundane Babble
Accruing Debts: ​ Accruing debts in college is easy. You apply for financial aid through a FAFSA form, you are guaranteed (practically) approval, now you either get or do not get your degree. When you are young that 30,000, 50,000, or ev...
31 October 2018
Breaking News
Contradiction! Yesterday, the official announcements and, dare I say, rumors hinted that James Whitey Bulger, the 89-year-old infamous Boston mob boss died of natural causes. In stark contrast, the official press conference by prison officials ...
30 October 2018
Video Games
 Hello, fallout fans! Everyone has been eagerly awaiting the fallout 76 beta to go live. Well, luckily for us it is about to happen in exactly two hours from this post!That's right, Fallout 76 is launching its extensive beta to everyone that pre...
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