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Controlling People’s Minds

Getting people to do your bidding might sound like something straight out of a science fiction movie. However, research has yielded that concepts such as hypnosis (which will be the target of our discussion today) are actually pretty freaking real.


Imagine having the power to manipulate people’s minds; the power to have others do your bidding the true power of persuasion. An interesting example of the abuse of such a power was observed in Italy in 2010. Watch the video below to see how someone can abuse the power of hypnotism.

What you have observed in this video is an individual that understands the core principles of hypnotism. However, this individual has chosen to abuse his power rather than exploit it for more practical purposes.

For example someone with such power may be able to be a more powerful leader, interrogate others without using force and even making people perform undesirable actions (take that any way you will).

For the purpose of this proven methodology, we will be using a powerful system that teaches all of the tips , tricks and powers involved with hypnotism. Just imagine the endless power and capabilities you might be able to accomplish if you learn the secrets. Just don’t abuse what you learn! Check the system out here: Click Here!

We will post more blog posts evaluating the effectiveness , legitimacy and power of this course. But feel free to join us and comment below on what you learn, discover or are disappointed with.

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Making It Big On The Order Of The Iron Phoenix

Making It Big On The Order Of The Iron Phoenix

Are you struggling to make ends meet on this website? Are you not earning enough points to buy sh&*?


The problem is not you; it’s your content! We currently support points for activities in the blogging, discussion and social media part of this website. Of course we will be getting our media section and classified ads in on the actions as well; but for the time being how the hell can you go from nothing to actually buying prizes with our available features?


Let’s start at the most basic common sense we have to offer. Because you accumulate points through people reading your crap, you need to output some good quality crap. Nobody said that anything in life is easy; so you need to write crap that people actually want to read.


When you create a good quality post, share it on your facebook, pinterest, twitter and google plus as well as your profile on this website. That means that all of your social media friends will take a look and you will earn passive points to spend on some neat prizes (remember , members are also paid to read posts).


Something to bear in mind is that if you post nonsense just to get page views, you won’t get sh*& ! Spamming links will also get you nowhere and can even get your content de-indexed from search engines (putting you in a no man’s land). Likewise, writing garbage that violates our terms of service (such as gore, spam, advertisement etc) will be removed and you run the risk of earning nothing and having all of your earned points seized (back to the first bank of TOTIP).


So here is the smartest way to approach this:

 

  1. Go to yahoo answers and look at what people want answers to; write an article on this (as basic as it might be).
  2. Go to yahoo.com and write about anything you see on the front page (news is there because it is eye-catching).
  3. Write to your audience like you would from yourself; not like some c*&%sucking machine that rewords s&*t from online sources.
  4. Stay positive, if you don’t make anything tomorrow; there is always the day after and the day after that. As we grow; we will probably allow you to convert your points to cash instead of virtual prizes.


In order to actually rank in search engines, try to insert at least one reference to another one of your articles within each post (we have a tool for that that will allow you to automatically do this by searching the article and clicking it). These are called “inlinks” and they will help you rank higher in search engines.


Lastly, utilize our discussion board for additional questions you might experience as you go from being a noob to a pro!


This is truly the only social network that pays you to participate, so we hope you succeed and help us succeed. Together we win! :)

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Paranormal Radio Host Kidnapped By Aliens

Paranormal Radio Host Kidnapped By Aliens

68 year old paranormal radio host Art Bell has mysteriously disappeared after only a few weeks of hosting his show on paranormal activities, conspiracy theories and aliens.


The 68 year old radio host apparently had a following of over one million people who are now pretty certain that his disappearance was, in part, due to unexplained circumstances. Quite possible, we can conclude that aliens might have had a hand in the kidnapping of someone that had “too much knowledge”.


Although it is unlikely that he will not reappear in time, Bell has not been heard from for well over a week now. Is this the first undeniable case of alien abduction? Is Bell being silenced by something else? And why can’t the press get into contact with Bell? We will add additional information to his developing case as it progresses.

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Naked Man Breaks Into Home To Eat Chips

Naked Man Breaks Into Home To Eat Chips

An Indianan man woke up early last Friday to a very atrocious site. A naked man wearing nothing but a pair of boxers and some sneakers had broken into his home and was eating his chips.


The needy perpetrator, now officially released as 19 year old Andrew Wozniak, apparently broke in hungry and immediately pounced on the unsuspecting chips. The official 911 tapes literally illustrate the homeowner saying “there is a naked man in my kitchen and now he is eating my chips”.


Police were told that the homeowner physically pushed the man outside at 3 a.m. that morning. Later, police found the man walking down the street in just his underwear. A breathalyzer was issued and Wozniak failed it (although he insisted he was completely sober).


Police immediately arrested Wozniak, charging him with breaking and entering, public drunkenness, disturbing the peace, theft and lewdness.


Wozniak was then taken to a hospital due to concerns about his alcohol levels. According to eyewitness reports, Wozniak was heard yelling at doctors “I’m going to snap you both at the same time!”
And thus the drunken chip stealer made history…..

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Raccoon Rides Alligator

Raccoon Rides Alligator

There are some really cool things that pop up on the internet. Sadly, most of them end up being photo-shopped fakes. Every now and then, something genuinely cool pops up that makes your mind bleed in bliss.


Today, we found out that a man took an amazing photo of a raccoon riding his alligator to work. Nobody could ever imagine how this furry mammal managed to tame the dangerous predator. Apparently, the raccoon was off to catch some fish for the wife and kids.


Florida is a strange place, as we were told by people living in the direct area, and this is not uncommon. Raccoons have apparently been known to have pet alligators…

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How To Optimize Human Growth Hormone

How To Optimize Human Growth Hormone

Human growth hormone is often attributed as the single most important and valuable amino acid when people (men in particular) attempt to lose weight (usually caused by estrogen increases in later years) and gain muscle (along with proteins).


Optimizing Human Growth Hormone or HGH for short is not an easy or scalable task (as it is naturally produced by the body and supplements could potentially be harmful). The number one doctor recommended solution for combating low HGH or even producing standard HGH is sleep.


During sleep, humans produce the largest quantifiable mass of Human Growth Hormone. This has been monitored and documented in several external studies (in various institutions throughout the world). Primarily, HGH production is at its most potent during REM (rapid eye movement) which occurs during the 2-5 a.m. hours.
And although production of HGH does not decrease with age, it is actually completely and utterly nullified by estrogen. The largest sufferers of this phenomenon are men. Men, unlike women, do not have the natural capacity to break down estrogen as women do (as the amino acids that perform this function are primarily produced in ovaries). Men will therefore suffer more severely as they age and lose out on their potential for HGH muscle building amino acids. The end product is a great increase to man boob (which really blows), ass, thighs and stomach fat. Surprisingly, this can lead to men having more estrogen than their wives at age 50+!


So how can HGH be naturally optimized (taking everything into account)?


Primarily, people that are concerned about HGH (thus reading this article) should take the long-known advice of doctors and sleep. On average, if a person sleeps 8 hours; they will have 25% more HGH than someone that sleeps less than 8. Men concerned with the potential detrimental impacts of estrogen to their HGH stockpiles should concentrate on eating green veggies. The two single most potent destroyers of estrogens are kale greens and broccoli (as this has been proven in various lab experiments).

Kale
Anyone seeking to optimize HGH also needs to take into account foods that produce estrogen. Primarily, soy products and gluten products would need to be minimalized as those produce synthetic estrogens that are practically identical to organic estrogens.


Likewise, (sorry gentlemen) alcohol needs to be minimalized and b vitamins need to be greatly increased. Those that seek optimization might have to consider eating cow liver (which is very high in b vitamins and tastes great fried with green onions).


If your HGH levels are still low, it is perfectly fine to try a natural HGH stimulant oil. You can read more about that here: Why is building muscle so hard?

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Xenoverse DLC Pack 3 Released

Xenoverse DLC Pack 3 Released

The Dragonball Xenoverse DLC pack 3 was released late last week. This update included characters from “the resurrection of f” movie, new moves, new costumes and new masters.


The update also included emperor’s death beam, golden Frieza and a level cap raise from 85 to 99 (which should give anyone that has the game plenty of more time to level up).


The update also included 7 new z souls and a few new parallel quest missions. There Is, however, no new story mode in this update which is a letdown. This is the final update for Xenoverse and thus concludes one of the best dragonball games made in the past 5 years.


Feel free to check us out on steam.

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The Conversion Of Body Fat To Muscle

The Conversion Of Body Fat To Muscle

How the f*** can you go from gaining weight to making muscle? Is all the hype around “converting fat to muscle” even possible?


Muscle itself is a tissue type that constantly feeds on and absorbs calories (whether you are working out or not). While fat simply stores energy until the body is desperate enough to begin eating from these “reserves”.
So is there a transition possible in which the fat energy can be absorbed by muscles to produce muscle while shrinking the fat cells (giving you a sculpted physique)?


If you have ever seen a professional weight lifter, you might be very surprised that this is not an easy task (as the fat on a weight lifter is very obviously overgrown above their muscle). Coexistence seems almost completely and utterly impossible based on the appearance of these individuals. So how the f*** can someone with a bit of extra luggage turn into a hunk?


The secret, according to some reliable resources, can actually be found in Human Growth hormones or HGH.
HGH is responsible for the active production of muscle mass meaning that an increase in HGH within the human body will also positively correlate with an increase in muscle mass.
When muscle mass hits a high critical point, your body will begin needing more calories to stay “full” and “functioning”. Therefore (let’s say) if you consume 4000 calories a day to gain muscle , and you have 50lbs of fat on you (stomach and buttock) and you exercise your upper body to burn 3,800 of those calories. Or even 3,500 (lower limit) , with a 300% increase in HGH , your calories burned would be somewhere near 4500 meaning your body would run on a deficit of -500 per day (as the HGH would produce more power-hungry muscle mass).


This -500 would be extremely dangerous to the average individual; and it would begin to trigger the body’s natural starvation responses. Or in other words the body will go into starvation mode and begin eating its own fat cells (spending the stored energy). And the best part is that this will probably occur while you sleep.


Of course , nothing would replace a healthy diet and low alcohol , sugar and synthetic sweetener intake ; but an increase to HGH and muscle mass (rather than the concentrated muscle and fat combine on some weight lifters) would surely help any individual get rid of that annoying excess fat that accumulates over the lean , toned muscle. And no gym fanatic would ever want to see fat on their sculpted body; would they?
Check out an all-natural HGH stimulator here; it might help you. Also read: HGH and Lean Muscle Building.

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Using Your Own Body’s HGH To Build Muscle

Using Your Own Body’s HGH To Build Muscle

Human growth hormone or “HGH” for short is an essential amino acid that aids in the production and maintenance of muscles. Without HGH, people can often wonder why the hell they keep exercising and there is quite literally no result.
People that do not naturally produce enough HGH turn to protein powders, HGH supplements and even HGH injections (which end up costing them well over 20,000$ per year).
You see, if you do not naturally produce enough of this hormone from your pituitary, you can just keep exercising and you will never gain muscle mass.
Likewise, using synthetic HGH supplements can be very volatile and dangerous to your own development. For example, a chemical misbalance using synthetic HGH can cause cancer (which is not a fact but rather an example).
But what if you could stimulate your pituitary gland to produce more HGH without any negative consequences? Your body already naturally produces this amino acid during heavy exercise and sex (so it is no wonder that we can link it to testosterone production as well). But you cannot have sex forever (no offense) and you go into fatigue after a few hours at the gym, so there must be a shortcut right?
Yes, luckily for you there is! An oral spray called HyperGX14 has been specifically fit and produced to accommodate the continued and stimulated production of the HGH amino acid.
This means that while an average person produces about a pinhead full of HGH daily; someone on HyperGH14 can produce the whole pin. You literally multiply your damn chances of becoming big and built for a fraction of the cost of synthetic HGH amino acids!
And the best part about this method is the almost 100% organic procedure by which these results are accomplished. HyperGX14 uses your own body’s natural processes to stimulate the pituitary; thus aiding it in the production of HGH amino acids and giving you a quicker, leaner and bulkier physique fast!
Try it today if you have not heard of it already; it quite literally may change your life!

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Points For Everyone

Points For Everyone

The most major update to ocelot is coming soon. We have remastered the "point system" which will allow all of our users to earn points for activities on this website.
The primary (and also the largest) difference between this and some other websites out there is the incentive payment for pageviews. Unlike some places where you are paid to do surveys or are paid to write an article (once) , here you can be paid per impression--meaning recurring,passive commission. This is basically a strategic move to add very high quality content to this website that will rank well , be enjoyable to external users as well as the community, and spur our output production towards a larger scope.
The first step will be introducing the store (which we have been working on for well over a year) within the next few weeks. At that point in time, a few starter packages will be available for purchase.
However, we hope to integrate with the steam,psn,microsoft and nintendo store api sometime in the future (meaning we don't have to manually add rewards to the store) as well as making orders deliver instantly.
This overall move will allow (basically) anyone to earn goods virtually free using their points from passive income. If anything , it will create a competitive and motivated community which may ,in time, finally realize the purpose of this entire project.
For any additional questions , feel free to ask on our support forum.
Cheers!

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Are Associates Degrees Worth Anything?

Are Associates Degrees Worth Anything?

You might have recently finished an associates program because it was “the cheapest option”. Now you have been seeking jobs for some time and it finally hits you: your degree is completely worthless!
Speaking as someone that decided to do just that , my six months of searching for jobs have yielded only high school level positions with nothing paying more than 30,000 / year (in f$%^ing business for god’s sake).
And here we were thinking that maybe that filthy college degree that you finished while working full-time would be worth more than a high school diploma. Well you were wrong! – as was I.
The associates is actually completely overlooked by hiring managers that post jobs looking for someone with “a college degree”. The general idea is that associate level courses are easy and anything important is entirely overlooked.
As an example, I recently applied for [censored]. I went to an interview totally dressed professionally, with my perfectly written resume in hand. The job posting was for an “MIT” position or in other words the most entry-level management shit you can get in retail (slightly above a shift supervisor which you don’t even need a high school degree for). My interview went really well (honestly I’m not even f%^&*ing lying, it went awesome). My previous experiences (however odd they might fu$%^ing be) totally would somehow help me in this new position….somehow.
Well, one week later I finally got a call back from the company. I was honestly excited, I thought my 6 month long job hunt for something in my area of expertise was finally falling into my hands. My excitement was quickly shattered to tiny little motherfu^&*ing fragments when I was told that I would be given a job as a cheese-clerk for 9.50$/ hour. I asked them what in the sweet hell they were talking about, and they told me that the MIT position was taken by someone with more experience (seriously what the actual f%^&*… this is an ENTRY LEVEL POSITION) and higher education (at about 35,000/year salaried). I asked them if I could at least be moved to a department lead (make 14$/hour full-time and try to move up) and they quickly barked that this position too was taken by someone “more experienced”. Ironically, this store won’t be opened until fall 2015 (October-ish) and all these positions are full. The bigger paradox is how can anyone get an entry-level position if they need experience????

cheese
Nevertheless, the largest blow is the college education. My previous bosses (during my highschool retail job) did not even have college degrees. A store manager does not need a degree at all, but someone with a 2-year degree can’t even get a supervisor-level position? Last I recall, my former supervisors didn’t even finish highschool -_-…
So is your luck about the same? Has the 2-year “quick track” degree been completely devalued? At least you can use yours as toilet paper ;)
Or just take a moment to use all of your credits form all your 50 course with A+’s and use them towards getting your bachelor and above. When I get one, I’ll write another blog post whining about how I can’t even get a retail associate position with a bachelors in business ;(
Just do the world a favor , take mine and shove it up your ass.

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Aaron Hernandez Found Guilty

Aaron Hernandez Found Guilty

The former Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez will be put behind bars today with no possibility of parole. The 25 year old football star has been charged with the aggravated first degree murder of amateur footballer Odin Lloyd.
According to the jury, without a doubt, Hernandez acted out with great cruelty against Lloyd when executing him over an apparent drug-related incident.
Hernandez’s mother and young wife were seen weeping at the jury’s conviction of Hernandez. It is unfortunate, but this means Hernandez will age and die in prison.
On a side note, Hernandez’s lawyer already started making his appeal before the conviction. Although there is little doubt that any appeal will also end in futility.

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New Law In Massachusetts Requires Headlights On When Wipers Are On

New Law In Massachusetts Requires Headlights On When Wipers Are On

What the actual f%^&? Massachusetts has just introduced a new law that will punish anyone that does not utilize their taillights and headlights whenever their windshield wipers are being used.
Of course, there is a practical reason for this. You might have encountered one or two idiots in the middle of a blizzard (one with like half a foot of visibility) driving blind with no lights on. That can obviously lead to the death of an innocent snow-shoveler or a massive car accident with an oncoming vehicle. Likewise in conditions with great amounts of fog and rain, it might be a good idea to have headlights on to extend the line-of-sight.
However, although this will increase safety, it is an overall stupid and pointless law. Almost everyone already does this, and the only thing that might happen from such a law would be some poor idiot getting ticketed for not having his headlights on when a small drizzle falls from the sky on a sunny day.
More or less this law is a way to get more people more tickets with less effort. Is it a good idea overall? Yes, for anyone that is too lazy to turn on their headlights in inclement (severe) conditions. Is it going to improve safety or change the people that don’t do this already? Probably not.
So much like the “pull over law” , people will be stopped and given tickets without being aware of any wrongdoings they have committed.

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Dragonball Xenoverse DLC Pack 2 Released

Dragonball Xenoverse DLC Pack 2 Released

The second DLC pack for the very popular videogame “Dragonball Xenoverse” has finally been released early this morning. The DLC pack adds 4 new characters Eis Shenron, Nuova Shenron, Towa and Mira , new parallel quests, new story lines and even pan as a teacher (although who the f^&* wants that over omega shenron?)
What’s even better is the addition of plenty of extra moves, costumes and Z-souls. Additionally, the level cap is now 85 so even if you have finished the game and tossed it aside, you can still level up 5 more levels (or 15 skill points) with this new addition.
The DLC 3 pack will probably also be released within the next two months. According to our personal espionage reports, these will feature a golden Frieza and additional parallel quests.
We honestly wish there would just be a pack that would only release all of the characters found in Budokai Tenkiachi 3. Now that would be something.

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The Cthulhu Portal

The Cthulhu Portal

The Cthulhu Portal was and always will be an integral and vital contribution to what is now and from this day on the uncontested blueprint for the future development of "The Order Of The Iron Phoenix" network. As a hsitorical referance , below is the default description of the project when it was initially release din 2011.

"The Cthulhu Portal is a project website that tries to integrate all the basic functionalities of a social network into one large, and luxurious entity."

Our work up to now has yielded a roadmap for the alpha development of The Order Of The Iron Pheonix Version 1. This will basically be our projected roadmap for development within the next year. Each update will be noted with a "changelog" and will be numerically noted with a .x . So for example , update 1.1 will be the first major update for version 1 of the portal alpha. Version 2 will be update 2 and so on. Minor updates will be noted alphabetically as "a,b,c,d etc". So the fourth minor update to version 1 will be 1.0d. 

Because our migration from the portal took us well over a year and our server is acting up , we don't expect anyone to be hurrying along towards this site within the next 6 months. All of our content that has been integrated still needs time to be refined.

Nevertheless, we thank you all dearly for your help with testing and giving feedback during the Cthulhu Portal alpha trial. 

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Patriots Win Superbowl 2015

Patriots Win Superbowl 2015

The New England Patriots pulled off an astoundingly close victory tonight against the Seattle Seahawks in a match that ended with a 28 : 24 score and a very dramatic final quarter (as it seemed that the tide of the game could easily turn the other way). And thus the 2015 superbowl held at the University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale , Arizona has come to an end. Tonight was a beautiful performance which braught us all (whether we won or lost) a very enjoyable Sunday night. Congratulations to the New England Patriots on our behalf and may they have a safe journey back home to celebrate their well-earned victory.

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Miracle Cat Resurrected From The Ground

Miracle Cat Resurrected From The Ground

“And the evening and the morning were the fifth day. And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping things, and beasts of the earth after his kind: and it was so.” Genesis 1:23-1:25
In a practically biblical chain of events, a Florida cat has been resurrected from the dead five days following its burial.
The cat, now 24 months old, had been struck by a vehicle earlier last week. Unfortunately, the owner of the cat found his feline companion drenched in a pool of blood in the middle of the street. The owner was so distraught at the death of his favorite cat that he could not bear to bury it (due to emotional circumstances). As such, the owner kindly asked his neighbor, whom is a construction worker, to bury the cat in his stead.
The owner stood a fair distance from the burial as the cat was laid to rest under a pile of dirt. However, the owner never expected to see the cat, identified as 24 month old Bart, ever again.
And five days later, by whatever miracle of nature, Bart the cat showed up meowing at a neighbor’s porch. The neighbor immediately called Bart’s owner. Upon arrival, the owner could not believe his eyes. It was true, Bart the cat had come back from the dead exactly five days following his death and burial.
Bart was noted to be dehydrated, suffering a shattered jaw and in need of a removal of one eye (due to potential complications). The total cost is estimated to be well over 2,000 $ which the owner stated “I am more than willing to pay”.
But how did Bart come back? Was it truly a miracle of god? Necromancy? A zombie? We can only speculate at this miracle. However, this miracle of life is truly something beautiful.
You can donate to Bart’s charity (to have him fixed up) by clicking the photo below (we donated).

Bart Kitteh

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Happy 2015

Happy 2015

We would like to wish you all a happy 2015. We hope your 2015 will be filled with joy and pleasure as our website continues to evolve!

On a side note, the merger between "The Order Of The Iron Phoenix" and "The Cthulhu Portal" is actually taking longer than anticipated. 

Whenever this is complete, we hope to finally exit our "alpha phase" and begin marketing this website for the masses.

Thank you all for being with us :)

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Paris Gunmen Killed

Paris Gunmen Killed

Today we have learned that two brothers who were indicated as "perpetrators" in the January 7th Paris massacre that left 11 dead have been put to justice. Justiciers , apparently, armed with sniper rifles located the two men (only indicted with the last names "Kouachi")  barred in a real-estate company several miles away from the original scene of the crime. 

The men apparently took hostages and refused to surrender. Early in the morning ,however, the two men stormed out of the building for some reason and opened fire on police. Justiciers above armed with sniper rifles quickly managed to take them out and averted any additional collateral damage.

A great evil was vanquished from Paris today , but two more suspects remain at large. Additionally, a great many now feel that the stability of muslim relations throughout the world have been undermined. The world must now begin the long road towards recovery from this incident. 

After all , we must once again wonder what barriers keep any of us safe from the unpredictable face of radicals? And of course the other two perpetrators need to be brought to justice.

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12 Killed By Gunmen In Paris

12 Killed By Gunmen In Paris

Three individuals stormed a French newspaper facility and slaughtered innocent people inside early this morning. The attack that made global headlines again outlines the fragile imbalance between national security and domestic “home grown” terror.
Three barbarians armed with semi-automatic rifles and shotguns simply stepped into this location and opened fire. Eyewitnesses noted that these barbaric and deranged individuals were uttering religious phrases as they killed unarmed men and women alike… like the nasty and worthless coward swine they are. Unsurprisingly, they were Islamic.
According to investigators, the newspaper recently ridiculed some leader of an Islamic insurgency (not the prophet Mohammed as originally thought). Thus, all the individuals within this organization became the targets of the hateful and shameful act we witnessed today.
French officials are both shocked and disgusted by this act of violence (as we all are). Paris, in particular, has been put under high-alert until further notice. The individuals are still at large but will hopefully face severe punishment like the common rabble they are.
But what of this incident? Are any of us safe? How can so many unarmed people be murdered with such a tangential provocation? What can be done to protect us all from future acts from these monstrosities? We must now open our eyes in these times of great darkness to conjure a solution to this looming problem.
We will write more on this as the story progresses.

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