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Grumpy Cat Passes Away

Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a  worsening urinary ...

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The Benefits Of Working From Home

Benefits Of Working From Home Benefits Of Working From Home

The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being a...

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Patriots Win Super Bowl 2019

Super Bowl 2019 Champs Super Bowl 2019 Champs

 In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first t...

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Cthulhu Coffee

Cthulhu Coffee   Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits ...

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Robot Hit And Killed By Self Driving Tesla

Robot Hit And Killed By Tesla Robot Hit And Killed By Tesla

In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave. ...

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KRCR Reporter Attacked

KRCR Reporter Attacked KRCR Reporter Attacked

The scene of a massive fentanyl overdose that sent 12 people to the hospital and left 1 dead is once again in the spotlight. According to recent repor...

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12 Hospitalized, One Dead Following Mass-Fentanyl Overdose

Fentanyl Overdose Leaves 12 Hospitalized 1 Dead Fentanyl Overdose Leaves 12 Hospitalized 1 Dead

 A recent report coming in from Chico, California indicated that a massive overdose of individuals using Fentanyl was reported. The report stated...

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The New Economic Medium Is Knowledge

Knowledge And Barter Knowledge And Barter

 Humans once bartered goods for goods, then the world began using currency, so what is the future medium of economics? To fully understand the di...

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Happy 2019!

Happy 2019 Happy 2019

We want to wish everyone a happy and prosperous 2019. The ball dropped just short of 12 hours ago in Times Square, New York City, New York; welcoming ...

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Kevin Spacey Found

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​Kevin spacey, absent from the public eye for quite some time, has been spotted in Baltimore. Spacey allegedly went into hiding following numerous acc...

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Eiffel Tower Burns

Eiffel Tower Burns Eiffel Tower Burns

The Eiffel tower burns as France looms towards a dark age over recent hikes on petroleum. Chaos and disorder in what appear to be an almost apocalypti...

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Update Alpha 0.0.1 “Ocelot”

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About The Update: Update 0.0.1 is a procedural and comprehensive update to "The Order Of The Iron Phoenix" network. This update introduces new feature...

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Michael Cohen Sentenced To 3 Years In Prison

Cohen Sentenced Cohen Sentenced

​Shocking News: Michael Cohen, President Donald Trump's former attorney has been slapped a sentence of 3 years in prison. Tumultuous noise surrounded ...

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George H.W. Bush Dies

George H.W. Bush Dies George H.W. Bush Dies

Americans mourn today as the beloved 41st president of the United States has been pronounced dead on arrival to the local hospital. Correspondents fro...

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Petar Stoychev Became Champion In The Icy Waters Of Antarctica

Petar Stoychev Petar Stoychev Image: Novinite

Petar Stoychev recorded another great success in his career! After winning the first 1000-meter (3300 feet) Antarctic swimming marathon on Sunday morn...

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Pokémon Mega

Pokemon Mega Pokemon Mega

Just when you think you've seen it all, another hijacked series is reborn as a surprisingly addicting Chinese game. Pokémon Mega is a standalone game ...

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Stephen Hillenburg Dies

Stephen Hillenburg Stephen Hillenburg

Stepehen Hillenburg passed away early this morning in his Anaheim, California home. Hillenburg was found unresponsive. A few of his associates attempt...

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How To Fix Failed Social Media Previews

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One day your website's social media previews work great, the next they do not—what happened? Social media such as Twitter, Pinterest, Facebook, Linked...

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Actor, Magician, Ricky Jay Dies

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An unfortunate event! Ricky Jay, the famous magician, and actor, was found unconscious this afternoon. Paramedics arrived at Ricky Jay's Los Angeles, ...

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Tekashi 69 Arrested, Faces Life In Prison

Tekashi 69 Tekashi 69

Having recently been involved in an inconclusive scandal involving sex with a minor, rapper Tekashi 69 was already on hot water. He did manage to make...

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17 May 2019
Breaking News
Entertainment
Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a  worsening urinary tract infections caused the Internet sensation to be hospitalized. The owners reported that multiple...
08 February 2019
Business
The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being able to do your job from the comforts of your own home can have a lot of benefits. One of the most im...
03 February 2019
Sports
 In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first touchdown of the game. That lead would not be overtaken by the Los Angles Rams ever again. To add ins...
19 January 2019
Cthulhu Portal Updates
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Cthulhu Coffee   Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits go out to Twitter user TP98. Thank you for this illustrious Cthulhu Coffee beverage. This coffee "ex...
13 January 2019
Technology
Breaking News
In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave. Located in the Paradise Road district of Las Vegas, security images captured a Tesla Model S crushin...

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Promising you to follow up on the recent pirate bay blackout, we are proud to announce that the Pirate Bay is back online ! Yes, to all of you that have been crying for the past couple of days, your b...
A few scientists in the field of plate tectonics, and utterly the prediction of tectonic movement (earthquake scientists) are facing six year jail sentences starting today. The reason for these prison...
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​Shocking News: Michael Cohen, President Donald Trump's former attorney has been slapped a sentence of 3 years in prison. Tumultuous noise surrounded a Manhattan courthouse as Michael Cohen, the sitti...