Deadly crash in Dorchester, Ma results in 2 dead and 1 confirmed dead shortly after.

Early Tuesday, at 4:30 am, a car in the vicinity of Morrissey Boulevard skid off a bridge and hit the abutment. The two young men thought to have been under the influence of alcohol are confirmed to have been killed on impact. The young woman was confirmed dead shortly after being transported to the Boston medical center. No names have been released yet by authorities.The accident took place in a segment of the bridge with a fall more than 30 feet high. The burning wrecks of the vehicle were recovered by emergency personnel. For some reason, the vehicle never caught fire.This is a photo courtesy of the Boston Globe
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Credit card processors hacked cardholders are affected

As of today, you may have noticed that your American express, vista , discover and master-cards did not work. We actually don't have much incite on the issue's roots. The CIA is investigating the problem as you read this. Well as you may know, the root of the issue does not entirely rely on one company. There is actually an intermediary processor in Georgia. This is where your money is processed and sorted accordingly. Without this system, nothing would function properly(transfers of funds would simply freeze). This company is run by processing pipeline and is the backbone of the card economy. As of today, It was shut down because its security functions had been compromised. This led to numerous attacks on people's personal accounts and a blackout was the only thing possible to prevent a total disaster(so it was a security measure in retrospect). But rest assured, the issue will be...
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Enio Morricone: We At The Order Of The Iron Phoenix Adore Your Work!

We love Enio Morricone! As music appreciators, we know that this piece is hard to come by in most countries. Morricone wrote Chi Mai in 1971. We respect him for his great accomplishment and tried to re-create this wonderful piece! We got the sheet music from an antique store in Massachusetts, Usa. Here is our final result! Enjoy! :D
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Ron Mueck: perhaps the greatest sculptor of our time!

Ron Mueck is an Australian "hyper-realistic" sculptor that has created some of the finest pieces of sculpture of our time. Mueck implements techniques that are absolutely unheard of outside of the hyper-realistic field of art! Meuck uses actual human hair in his creations but, mostly, he creates the majority of his artwork using fiberglass and rubber (polymerized); often glazed with elastic paints. Here at theorderoftheironphoenix.com, we really appreciate art! In fact sculpture is a sort of passion of ours. Surprising, we never heard of Mueck until recently! His work stunned us (in a good way). We were so intrigued by this sculptor that we created a video in his honorable commemoration. Enjoy! We really just want to share with his greatness with our audience. The following video is indeed just a compilation of some of his work  (there are a few pieces that are not his, see comments below).
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The Japanese have developed a keyboard that can be played in human!

Yesterday, Yamaha has unveiled a brand new invention: a keyboard that can sing in human! You basically use one hand to type in what you want the keyboard to say, and the other hand to play it at the desired pitch. Why is this so extraordinary? Well simply because this will result in a new revolution in the music industry! As you may remember, only 30 years ago, you would need a band to perform a simple piece of music. Then, the keyboard was invented (the minimoog), which made one instrument able to synthesize the sounds of other instruments. This in turn increased the popularity of the piano as opposed to any other instrument (save the resurgence of the guitar in the 20th century). This killed a few instrument altogether such as windpipes , bagpipes and accordions. Although these instruments are stunningly beautiful, they where far too complicated for the modern man to learn, the synthesizer on the other hand was as...
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The Pirate Bay announces it will be conducting its business legally by using unmanned drones.

The Pirate Bay announces it will be conducting its business legally by using unmanned drones.
As of last week, the leading torrent site "thepiratebay.com" has announced a grand plan: taking it's servers into the air and over international waters. As you may know, megaupload.com has been closed down by the government due to it's excessive violation of copyrighted information (movies, music, software, programs, etc).Well, the next website that seems to be in such a predicament is the pirate bay.Why? Because the pirate bay has been seeding (not hosting) files for illegal content much in the same way that megaupload has (for almost a decade). Now, that the government has finally begun cracking down on copyright infringements, thepiratebay.com seems worried. The leaders and developers of thepiratebay.com have already served prison sentences and have paid fines for their alleged illegal activities.Naturally, they thought about the whole "freedom of the seas" agreement created after world war one. The end result was simple: since the pirate bay is a multi BILLION dollar website,...
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Win a free car 2012!

This is what 2 lucky winners will receive! As of 03/20/2012, we are officially announcing a contest! If you like us on twitter here and on Facebook here,you will be automatically entered into a contest to win a brand new Honda civic. The threshold stands as follows: 1/500,000 for facebook 1/100,000 for twitter Good luck everyone and know this: the spinner we are going to be using is not bias in the least (The Destiny Spinner)! Anyone entering with multiple accounts will be removed from the contest. We wish you all the best of luck! Also note: you will be able to choose the colour of your new civic. Nothing is set in stone. The contest ends when we reach the thresholds! The social links can also be found if you look above ^ 
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The director of "Kony 2012" has been arrested for playing with his junk in public!

Jason Russell ,age 33, has been arrested yesterday for jacking off in public. So much for his pure ways. Yes, he seems like such a fantastic speaker, then he does something like this. What a disappointment. We can all rest assured now that the whole thing could be a scam. After all, why would you need a donation of 30$ for a bracelet? Rest assured world, we will never look at this guy the same way! :D We will continue to update this as Jason goes on trial etc.
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Nuclear Armageddon In 2012? Could It happen in our lifetime?

It may come as an absolute absurdity; who would believe that the biblical Armageddon could soon happen?Is it even stranger to know that it could last a few hours and not affect us at all?Well, if you scientifically analyze the details of the event, you will notice that the battle will take place in the mountains of the Sinai peninsula.Where is that you may ask? Well, all the way in Israel! Why would It worry anyone in the U.S.? It should not!.Now , let us carefully analyze the fact that Israel has nuclear weapons. The bible states the end of the world will end in a sea of fire. For this purpose,we must analyze an atomic explosion carefully. We do have images of these that have recently been declassified by our government. Now, If you look at the picture above this post, ^ You will see it resembles an atomic explosion.So who are...
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The best gaming laptops of 2012!

We will be the first people this year to give you the lowdown of the greatest gaming laptops of the year! We have rigorously tested three primary creators for this trial. We have excluded asus after confirming hardware failure in their "republic of gamers" laptops. Out of the remaining three, we found dell and toshiba both shone in the department of gaming laptops! So, we decided to numerically put down the three best laptops so you know what to expect!#3) Toshiba Qosmio X775-Q7384 17.3-Inch Gaming LaptopThe Toshiba Qosmio series is absolutely amazing. Here, we were actually very surprised at the fact that something with an nvidia dual hybrid 1.5gb graphics card (capable of adding more memory to the gpu through the ram [up to 6 gigs]) cost so little. The pricetag is significantly under 2000$, in fact if you order it from the link below ^, you will save 200$ off...
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Fix your xbox 360 fast!

Why the hell would you waste 139$ to refurbish your xbox when you can fix it yourself for less than 20$?I am about to give you a lesson in common sense! Did you know that when you ship your xbox360 to microsoft to get it "fixed" they actually send you a refurbished xbox360 that some other person (like yourself) has sent in and they have "repaired". Now tell me, is that worth 139$? You're basically buying a defective pos that costs 1/2 the price of a brand new one. Refurbished does not mean it sucks, it just means it had problems before- heck this one might be perfect for all I know! Anyways, would you like to know a little secret ? You can actually "refurbish" your xbox360 yourself, quickly and accurately! Whats the best part about doing it yourself? ITS FREE! In fact the red ring of death and other such tomfoolery...
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The Order Of The Iron Phoenix Begins

The Order Of The Iron Phoenix Begins
The Order Of The Iron Phoenix has opened today. Although the concept and purpose has been around since late 2009 and was readily matured in early 2010 , there were setbacks and production was halted. The Order Of The Iron Phoneix is The Order Of The Iron Eagle reincarnated. Our purpose is nothing more than to create an amazing community that the people of earth can learn to love and use as a "getaway" from the stressors of daily life.  We look foreward to having all of you join us! :)
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Skinception: get rid of those hideous wrinkles for good!

How to Manage Those Ugly Stretch MarksOh those stretch marks. They're big, they're ugly, and they really stand out. I hate to break it to you, but if you're a woman, and you plan to reproduce, or you already have, chances are you're prone to stretch marks. There's no getting around that one. If that stings, take a deep breath and know you've got company. Estimates suggest that 90% of women who've given birth develop those telling hints of age. Of course, that's little consolation when the clothes come off, so if you've stretch marks, and they hurt your confidence, there's good news. Keep reading! Skinception Intensive Stretch Mark Therapy fades stretch marks with a potent, yet gentle formula. Consisting of natural ingredients and patented peptides, it's clinically proven to reduce stretch marks by up to 72.5% in just two months. And with that, it restores confidence to women who struggle...
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James Whitey Bulger Captured

James Whitey Bulger Caught
James Whitey Bulger was captured early this morning in Santa Monica, California on a tip given by an individual that seemed to recognize the now aged ...
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Woman Boiled To Death In Volcano

Woman Boiled In Volcano Woman Boiled In Volcano
Tragic News! A woman fell an estimated 500 feet into raw magma inside of the outer chambers of Mount Nyiragongo in the DRC (Democratic Republic Of Con...
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Leopard Seal Kills Diver

Leopard Seal Kills Diver
In an unprecedented act unforeseen prior to yesterday, the “first-ever” death by Leopard Seal has occurred.According to the licensing company of the diver, now identified as 28 year old Kirsty Brown of England, there were no antecedents to this unfortunate and tragic event.A statement released by the head of Marine Biology in London (B.A.S.) stated that human infringement in new territories can cause these types of bizarre rivalries with local wildlife.Eyewitnesses to the tragedy reported that Brown was on a routine mission when a large leopard seal bit her and dragged her to the bottom of the ocean. Only hour later were biologists able to recover the body of the suffocated and mauled victim.B.A.S. reports that such tragedies are likely to occur again in the future with increased frequency as man-kind begins to encroach on the Antarctic continent.
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Adult Assaults Child Over Yu-Gi-Oh Card Game

Man Grabs And Slaps Kid Over Yu-Gi-Oh Cards Man Grabs And Slaps Kid Over Yu-Gi-Oh Cards
A 43-year-old North Alabama man is in handcuffs tonight following an incident that took place at a local card shop. According to authorities, the man ...
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Ernst Röhm Executed For Treason

​Papers are flying from the streets of berlin! News has arrived stating that commander of the storm battalion, Ernst Röhm, has been executed by a firi...
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