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13 May 2013
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A stunning picture has surfaced! An extremely rare glimpse of a diver with a whale in front of him, caught on the purest of underwater imagery! This here is truly just a stunning image to behold!Also ...
05 September 2013
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In a very baffling study , companies are getting ready to export dead USA chickens to china, have them processed there, and brought back here(witht he intention of selling them frozen and to fast food...
03 September 2013
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Ok so this kid here 15 year old killed himself one day after starting highschool because he was bullied. He couldnt take it and nobody helped him! Here is his google plus url : https://plus.google.co...
23 February 2013
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You heard it here first people! Those annoying commercials where that guy tells us his life story and about how much better it got with his new mobile chair was working for a company that exploits gov...
09 August 2013
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A Pennsylvanian man accordingly beat his wife with a frozen package of ground beef. Police indicate that William Neugebauer, 51 was having a dispute with his wife. One thing led to another, and Willia...

Can You Eat Camel Manure?

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In a little-known fact that appeared on my desk today as a "trending topic", I was shocked to discover an inquiry regarding the edibility of camel man...
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Can Behavior Be Predicted Using Formulas?

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I came upon a few interesting studies recently. I wouldn't mind withholding the "interesting" since all this post will likely only attract certain typ...
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Eating Snake Meat

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Eating snake meat has once been considered utter taboo worldwide. Although some countries have partaken in the eating of snakes for thousands of years...
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Top 5 Things You Must Have This Fall

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​ It's that time of year again folks. Time for pumpkin in everything, leaves, (and of course) more pumpkin! So what are the top 5 things you definitel...
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The 2014 Sochi Olympic Winter Games Come To A Close

Sochi Olympic Games We were watching the winter Olympics since the ironic beginning (the malfunctioning final ring). Today we are going to take some time to commemorate what we could, unfortunately, not cover on here due to a complete lack of time ;( The 2014 Sochi Olympic winter games ended today with a stunning show of performance-- primarily from the Russians themselves [along with other nations worldwide]. The Russians managed to win the games , nabbing an astounding 13 gold medals, and 33 in total. Here are the results from all the nations for the games: Sochi Winter Olympic games medal totals Our own corporate office was very proud to see that Austria made it in the top 10. But we would also like to recognize the achievements of each individual medal winner from every nation. These Olympics were a proud and amazing moment for people worldwide to set aside...
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Plum Island and biological warfare

If you live in New York , you may or may not have heard of "Plum Island". Plum Island is a 3 mile wide stretch of land located less than four miles off the coast of New York. Plum Island might seem very insignificant to anyone that lives in New York. One might ask "what's so special about plum Island?". plum island Plum Island is only three miles wide (N-S) and one mile thick (E-W). It seems very insignificant , and in fact, you probably never hear about it. What makes plum Island worth writing about? Well, following world war II , plum Island was seized by the United States government. A large structure was constructed on the far west side of plum Island. Now , the oddest part was that nobody but high level security personnel were allowed to visit Plum Island. High level security grants were needed , and...
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Two prizes awarded more to come

Our ever encompassing contest ( read all about the contest here ) has yielded two winners , both winning 2100 Microsoft points , although one decided to replace the gift with an itunes gift card (which was ok) , so the winners were notified by inbox , and the prizes were given accordingly. We approached 2000 facebook likes for some time , but for some reason these are plummeting , just remember that as long as you remain with us , you can possibly win larger prizes during each 1000 likes or whenever the massive prizes (cars and such) are given out! So come now , what do you have to lose? Win free gift cards and possibly a car just by liking us on facebook and following us on twitter! The links to both will be on the far bottom , click those two for your chance to win huge...
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2020 Olympics to be held in Tokyo

The vote to have the Olympics in Istanbul (bleh!) , Madrid , or Tokyo has ended! This has resulted in a very close victory of Tokyo over Madrid. Thus, the 2020 Olympics will be held in Tokyo! This will be Tokyo's first hosting of the games since 1964! And guess what? We will be covering it like we did the 2012 summer Olympics (but in more detail, promise) Woot! Tokyo wins 202 olympics  
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The smartwatch brilliant or disaster?

samsung galaxygear We never really saw the era of tablets as being possible. We still don't understand why anyone wants a tablet other than for the portability -- and of course they keep improving the specs every year. Anyways, the next big thing is just around the corner. And yes, we are even more skeptical of this idea than we were when beta testing windows 8 . We are now talking about the concept "smart watch". This is basically a watch designed to include the capabilities of a smartphone. The idea was drafted by companies like samsung (creator of the samsung galaxy gear). Basically, this is a watch designed to read the weather, make phone calls, text (mainly operated via voice) , check emails, browse the web , play music, take photos, and promises to integrate with third party items like smart tvs (for larger blue tooth based display). But...
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The Creation Of Cyborgs

Cyborg Wouldn't it be awesome if you could augment your strength? How about flying using just your brain? The ideas of creating humanoid machines has been plaguing science fiction for almost a century now, but it is actually moving to reality. Inspirations from science fiction items such as implanted jet packs, mechanical arms and internally implanted underwater breathing devices have been developed by nations from as far back as ancient Greece. But think about this for just a small second. When you get in a car, you can almost feel it right? You don't necessarily physically feel the car, but you can determine that speed without looking at the speedometer, you can tell when you have hit a pothole or even a tiny crevice without actually seeing it, and you can sense how fast you need to go when changing lanes on the highway. Hell, you probably can feel the...
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Seattle man masturbates, tells police he was getting some sun

A public masturbator was doing his thing, fap fap fap and all , when a middle aged fat woman came near him. She instantly noticed he was masturbating and tried to look away, but her eyes couldn't do it! The man took off his shorts, showing her his massive pickle! She ran , calling for help (lol) , and police arrived shortly. Police grabbed the man , who claimed "I was just getting some sun!". Police beat the man and arrested him shortly after the incident, inditing him on charges of public masturbation , flashing , disorderly conduct and public nudity. This man now faces up to 10 days in prison for his heinous crime! hahahahaha! public fapper gets some sun
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Man arrested and charged for living under portable toilets

Luke Chrisco Luke Chrisco, perhaps the most perverted man of 2013 has been sentenced to three years in prison and ten years on parole for hiding in portable toilet sewers and spying on naked men and women. Luke Chrisco accordingly dug trenches under the septic tanks of the portable toilets , and placed cameras underneath , taping anyone that went in. Early last year, a woman reported a man running out of the sewer after being spotted, covered in feces. Police caught the man , sanitized him, beat him and took him to prison. He has been taped and confirmed more than twenty times by locals. Plus, his video footage shows much more. As a result, Luke Chrisco was sentenced to three years in prison. What a naughty man -- he wont be doing this again for a while.
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Current tv dies

One of the best channels for the past couple of year ,current tv, has been sold to a quitar based arab news agency. The channel was initially an investment made by al gore in 2005 , which seemed profitable at the time. Unfortunately, few people knew about the channel -- if they did it wouldn't have been sold. Current featured wonderful shows , usually portraying "otherworldly matters" -- giving tremendous insight into foreign affairs. Shows like Vanguard, Dangerous Journeys and daily documentaries really made the channel worth watching. We learned things such as narcotic problems, economic destruction through foreign "corporate imperialism" and generally gained a better perspective of our modern ,and sometimes superficially perfect, world. The change took place on august 20th , but we don't watch too much television anyways, so we noticed today(27th). The new channel was bought by Al Jazeera for 500 million dollars (US) , an arab...
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Things that are completely illegal at a post office and can land you in federal prison

why the f#$@ did you bring this sh#$ to the post office Of all the things , your local post office probably seems like a very nice and peaceful place. You would be dead wrong. In fact, all post offices (not fed ex) are government owned property. This means that government laws would always be effective, regardless of local/state/regional regulations. As an example, lets say you have a condition that allows you to smoke medical marijuana . Sure, you can smoke it at your place, the local bar, even inside the local police station! -pretty cool right brah?- Well, then imagine having to have a letter certified at your local post office. And all of a sudden you take out your bong and have a puff. And bam! You go to federal prison for a VERY long time. And do you know why? The reason for this is that post...
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Beijing tycoon forced to tear down private mountain resort building

A Chinaman and longtime (ancestral) doctor is being forced today to destroy his personal building/villa mountain thing. (see the picture to believe it). You see, this rich tycoon, and former politician , thought it would be a great idea to add some rocks, trees and whatever he well pleased on top of his standard apartment building. Now, we all know that even in China such things are illegal. However, people often failed to report the issue to local authorities, mainly because they lived in this building and were paying rent. A few people, however, complained about it --especially the loud parties-- to local authorities. Authorities seized the chance to show the public (backed by the media) that china was not corrupt, and proper action would be taken, Chinese authorities gave the building's owner 15 days to level the building , or present evidence of a building permit. If these demands are...
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Fight over McDonalds leads to punctured butthole

Simmons Mugshot -- punctured butthole over cheezburger Early today , one man received a punctured butthole, and one woman went to prison. You see, these  two people Rebbecca Simmons, 45 and Mohammad Abukhder, 35 were at a drive-through at a local McDonalds. Naturally , Simmons (needing that g******* burger) decided to cut in line at the drive-through. When Mohammad Abukhder didn't allow this to happen , Simmons got out of her car and scratched Abukhder's car. Mohammad Abukhder responded by taking her key and calling the police. Just shortly later, Simmons took out a knife, Mohammad got out of his car, bent over, brandished his a$$hole and next thing you know, he had a knife deeply inserted inside of his rectum. Although he thoroughly enjoyed this sex act (what the f%^*?) , police ended this little joy party, sending Mohammad to the hospital for anal surgery and Simmons to jail for assault with...
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Man beats wife with frozen beef

A Pennsylvanian man accordingly beat his wife with a frozen package of ground beef. Police indicate that William Neugebauer, 51 was having a dispute with his wife. One thing led to another, and William grabbed a package of frozen beef and began pounding his wife with his meat. Officials arrived just moments later to find William Neugebauer's wife swollen. William Neugebauer was tracked down , found drunk and naked and beaten. He was then placed under arrest and was set on 150,000$ bail. William Neugebauer is charged with assault, public drunkenness, public nudity and disorderly conduct. woman beaten with ground beef
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New monarch of England born!

Royal Couple has baby boy Today is a very momentous day, the son of Prince William and his Wife, Kate Middleton was born! The boy weighed eight pounds and six ounces. A pamphlet confirming the gender, weight, height and other details (other than the name) has been posted outside of Buckingham Palace. This is a momentous day for all of us , even if we are not the type of outlet that's into famous people, royals are a different story. We wish the child a healthy , long and powerful life. May god and Mother England be good to the new prince. We will try to tell you what the name of the prince will be as soon as it is released.
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Is throwing trash in volcanoes a viable solution to a massive problem?

VOLCANO POWER! Trash has always been an issue within our developing world. Trash tends to accumulate rather fast, faster than we can manage to destroy it (it would appear). So, a few days ago a friend of mine brought up the idea of how anything that hits molten volcanic magma is instantly vaporized (chemically altered in sulfur combustion) , including plastics. Anything that isn't completely destroyed chemically would end up becoming rock after it re-hardened (anything in a dump will likely at least melt). Scientifically, yes, this would be a wonderful and possibly the only solution to our problem (other than sending it all into space). Chemically, even radioactive supplies could possibly become harmless sulfurous compounds in seconds. Regardless of how brilliant the idea sounds, it is probably impractical to melt our garbage in anything other than the magma pool in the actual volcano since moten magma is basically as...
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If you shoot the drones that are spying on you, you go to jail

In something hauntingly weird, unmanned drones used to spy on people as they have sex and do other dirty work have become "targets" with cash rewards in various counties throughout the country. Hunters have had enough, they don't want some CIA guy jacking off at his desk while spying on a guy doing his wife. No , no that is just getting too personal. A town in lower Colorado began the trend of paying hunters for every confirmed spy-drone kill. This of-course seems fair -- who wants to be spied on 24/7 right? Killing the drones is pretty easy too , since they do use helicopter-like still motion hovering (you know so the guy with the remote can get really close and personal). Anyways, obviously shooting at drones in the middle of the city is sort of dangerous. I mean, the debris from the fallen drone could injure someone, worse yet...
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