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How to make a one million dollar website fast and easy using ads

You know, this is unorthodox of me, but it recently struck me that if you write articles that are nonsence, people will still be directed to these articles through search engine. And you know what? They will read them. So let us just make sure that you understand , advertising is a multi billion dollar industry, people actively seek "ad networks" which pay people like you to show these ads to visitors. If you are not familiar with this methodology, check out google adsence, we would only say to check it out first because google is probably not going to shut down like adbrite did. What adsence does is pay people like you to display these ads. Now the trick is, you usually get a penny per 1000 views, which " come on !", that sucks. The trick is to get thousands of people to visit your website a day, that...
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How to make your cat sad

Have you ever wondered how people make their cats sit in corners, sobbing for long hours? Well the secret is to just put something on the cat. It can be a towel, a piece of tape, or anything the cat might find difficult to remove on it's own. Crown For Cat For our purposes, we will tell you that cats , unlike dogs, are free animals, anything that wouldn't be on them in nature will cause them to get depressed. Anyways, it's not so much depression as much as it is a moment your cat takes to plot it's revenge :) So for our purposes today, we will use a crown :) For 20.00$(US) , you can give your cat an adorably cute crown! At the same time, your cat will secretly begin to plot your demise, enjoy all those pictures you take and post on icanhascheezurger , because although they...
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Put a Stop to Hair Loss and Look Years Younger with a Natural Hair Loss Product

No matter what you constantly tell yourself, the truth is that hair loss is an embarrassing medical problem. Balding does not look sophisticated or experienced, and it is a sad fact that lack of hair is often one of the first things that people will notice when they meet you. This is exactly why so many men are desperate to find a hair loss solution that works, and end up paying thousands of dollars for surgery or hormone replacement or turn to products full of harmful chemicals. But what can you possibly do? Is there a natural way to prevent hair loss and inspire your hair to re-grow? The answer is absolutely, thanks to the Profollica anti-hair loss system. If you are tired of looking older than you really are, hiding your hair (or lack of it) under a cap, and worrying about what others are saying about you behind your...
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Best product for beating your kids

Has your son recently been using cuss words in front of you? Are you sick of his fruitcake attitude? Well you should invest in a  Unbreakable Spanking Paddle with Holes . It is an impressive two pound paddle, with holes to make it more aerodynamic, and reduce drag, thus giving more force when hitting your child. The thing is impressive, made of a metallic polymer used to create Armour in armored vehicles, it will teach your child who's boss. Get your's today, and show your son why daddy shouldn't be disrespected.   Update: is hitting kids bad ?
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The struggle against Varicose veins

The world seems so perfect when your young. Nothing to worry about, nothing to fear, keep to a diet and exercise right? Well, unfortunately, after you turn 20, the very real fear of veins surfacing due to 20 years of abnormal muscle activity will start to haunt you. Also contributing to this is usually the constriction of vessels and veins as you sit down. Over the years, the normally functioning veins get quite literally... crushed. These crushed vessels twist, turn and become generally, skewed. The result is hideous veins in the rear leg (usually behind the patella) , front leg, lower calf and sometimes the buttocks area. varicose veins courtesy of pubmed™ These are not hard to hide during the winter, but when the spring and summer come, you wont have that same joy and pride to simply" walk in shorts", skirts or dresses. So in essence, this hinders your ability...
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