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Holy shit chapo guzman is still alive!

Chapo Guzman Chapo Guzman


The infamous drug lord "el chapo" guzman , yes the guy that had like one thousand shows on his cocaine trafficking operation is still alive. Although reported dead years ago, he did not die.

No , no, el chapo went on to move to Guatemala , leaving a look alike behind, as a sacrificial lamb.  looks like the name Chapo Guzman will be back in the news for a while now, he is responsible for so much carnage between his drug cartel and that of the now dead Ramon Arellano Félix.

We don't know how to react to this. Maybe we can capture him alive and slap him around. You know, with a meat? Ah yes, anyways, shocking news story, yes, very shocking, yes yes, indeed...

Should you be shocked? Well unless you live in Mexico , no , chapo guzman has no beef with you, but all those living in Mexico, especially Tijuana , may god have mercy on your souls.

Maybe one day someone will ACTUALLY capture chapo guzman, yes maybe someday, yes maybe maybe...
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