News

This section is dedicated to news as well as user-created blogs.

How to make your cat sad

Have you ever wondered how people make their cats sit in corners, sobbing for long hours? Well the secret is to just put something on the cat. It can be a towel, a piece of tape, or anything the cat might find difficult to remove on it's own.

Crown For Cat Crown For Cat


For our purposes, we will tell you that cats , unlike dogs, are free animals, anything that wouldn't be on them in nature will cause them to get depressed. Anyways, it's not so much depression as much as it is a moment your cat takes to plot it's revenge :)

So for our purposes today, we will use a crown :) For 20.00$(US) , you can give your cat an adorably cute crown! At the same time, your cat will secretly begin to plot your demise, enjoy all those pictures you take and post on icanhascheezurger , because although they will be funny, you wont live long enough to see your cat acquire "meme" status.

In all honesty? It's totally worth it, for those brief 15 minutes :) You will make your cat famous, and it looks really cute, if I may comment. So here it is , a crown for your cat:


Please note: this does not actually hurt your cat, nor will your cat actually kill you? Or will it?
×
Stay Informed

When you subscribe to the blog, we will send you an e-mail when there are new updates on the site so you wouldn't miss them.

How to fix a flickering white screen on a laptop
Nigerian pirates swap coffee with boxes
 

Comments (0)

There are no comments posted here yet

Leave your comments

  1. Posting comment as a guest.
Attachments (0 / 3)
Share Your Location

Latest Posts

17 May 2019
Breaking News
Entertainment
Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a  worsening urinary tract infections caused the Internet sensation to be hospitalized. The owners reported that multiple...
08 February 2019
Business
The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being able to do your job from the comforts of your own home can have a lot of benefits. One of the most im...
03 February 2019
Sports
 In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first touchdown of the game. That lead would not be overtaken by the Los Angles Rams ever again. To add ins...
19 January 2019
Cthulhu Portal Updates
PhoenixTube
Cthulhu Coffee   Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits go out to Twitter user TP98. Thank you for this illustrious Cthulhu Coffee beverage. This coffee "ex...
13 January 2019
Technology
Breaking News
In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave. Located in the Paradise Road district of Las Vegas, security images captured a Tesla Model S crushin...

Random News

Believe it it or not, more than 10% of all bank counts are secured by the pin "1234", yes, some people are just far too creative for this world. As a result of a census, an astonishing 11% was "1234" ...
A 27 year old male suffering from Down Syndrome, which is a physical and mental genetic defect, was murdered (judge ruled homicide) by three off duty cops following an incident where he refused to lea...
The Cthulhu Store is being developed. This will be an e-store where you will be able to purchase Cthulhu branded merchandise. Anything you buy will not only be enjoyed by you, but portions will be use...
Today's freebie (and we know we haven't done this in a while) is a free redbox dvd! Just enter the code "KROGERFREE" when checking out , and one dvd will be absolutely free (or blueray). Enjoy :) -Bec...
According to local police reports, a middle aged man was pulled over by a police officer for an overdue rental on a van.The police report then states that the man stepped out of the van and punched th...