Man Dumps Porto Potty In 7-11

A disturbing new breaking story just came out of Florida today. A man, later identified as 41-year-old Damian Simms, was caught throwing feces at customers and a cashier in a local 7-11. What made it worse is that the individual extracted the feces from a porto-john (which means it was more than one individual's).

According to the story, Simms was escorted by police at around 1:00 am prior to the incident. Filled with indignation, he scooped buckets of shit from the local porto-potties, came back and splashed everyone from head to toe. He was arrested minutes later and tested for drugs.

Simms will be arraigned early next week for assault with a deadly weapon.


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