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17 May 2019
Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a worsening urinary tract infections caused the Internet sensation to be hospitalized. The owners reported that multipl...
08 February 2019
The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being able to do your job from the comforts of your own home can have a lot of benefits. One of the most im...
03 February 2019
In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first touchdown of the game.That lead would not be overtaken by the Los Angles Rams ever again. To add insu...
19 January 2019
Cthulhu Coffee Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits go out to Twitter user TP98. Thank you for this illustrious Cthulhu Coffee bever...
13 January 2019
In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave.Located in the Paradise Road district of Las Vegas, security images captured a Tesla Model S crushing...
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Barack Obama, the first African-American president wins a second term. Sadly, Mitt Romney was writing a victory speech a bit too early. And senator and former presidential candidate Gingrich's predict...
Fellow friends, followers and so on, we are excited to tell you that lord Cthulhu has spared our lives today. The apocalypse is over, it did not happen because we were kind to his majesty, and very fe...
A Florida man has allegedly smothered his son to death over an Xbox360 video game!24 year old Cody Wygant was arrested early today after he smothered his 16 month old son to death because, apparently,...
As you may or may not remember (we haven't been around long enough ) , we announced a contest where anyone that followed us on Twitter Or Facebook would be eligible to win a 2012 Honda Civic Hybrid. W...
As we inch closer and closer to doomsday, we have decided to name December 1st a national holiday to celebrate Cthulhu, right before Christmas so everyone gets extra presents. In honor of Cthulhu day ...