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Patriots Win Super Bowl 2019

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 In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first t...

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Patriots Win Superbowl 2015

Patriots Win Superbowl 2015

The New England Patriots pulled off an astoundingly close victory tonight against the Seattle Seahawks in a match that ended with a 28 : 24 score and a very dramatic final quarter (as it seemed that the tide of the game could easily turn the other way). And thus the 2015 superbowl held at the University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale , Arizona has come to an end. Tonight was a beautiful performance which braught us all (whether we won or lost) a very enjoyable Sunday night. Congratulations to the New England Patriots on our behalf and may they have a safe journey back home to celebrate their well-earned victory.

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