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Friday, 30 November 2018

George H.W. Bush Dies

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George H.W. Bush Dies

George H.W. Bush Dies

Americans mourn today as the beloved 41 st president of the United States has been pronounced dead on arrival to the local hospital. Correspondents fr...

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Tuesday, 17 April 2018

Barbara Bush Dies

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Barbara Bush Dies

The end of an era. Barbara Bush passed away after a complicated series of battles with Graves disease, congestive heart failure, and chronic obstructi...

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Wednesday, 26 December 2012

George Bush SR spends christmas in a hospital.

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George Bush SR, now 88 spent this Christmas all alone, confined to his bed. Accordingly, he has quite the fever, in some sort of bizarre illness, he is not doing too well. Doctors say that his condition is "tolerable" ,but there is little doubt that he will remain in that hospital for the duration of this year. Bush SR will remain in an intensive care unit until further notice. Hopefully he gets better soon. George Bush SR ill

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