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Kinky Tail dies

Kinky Tail, a male lion whom has been filmed in Africa's vast Serengeti was murdered by a hungry pack of lions. Although Kinky Tail tried his hardest to fight off the attackers, he was literally eaten alive. Kinky tail died protecting those he loved, so we must all remember him. Kinky Tail MurderedKinky Tail's brother , the beta-male of the pack was also torn to shreds by lions. Today is a very sad day for the lion race :(

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