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Man beats wife with frozen beef

A Pennsylvanian man accordingly beat his wife with a frozen package of ground beef. Police indicate that William Neugebauer, 51 was having a dispute with his wife. One thing led to another, and William grabbed a package of frozen beef and began pounding his wife with his meat.Officials arrived just moments later to find William Neugebauer's wife swollen. William Neugebauer was tracked down , found drunk and naked and beaten. He was then placed under arrest and was set on 150,000$ bail. William Neugebauer is charged with assault, public drunkenness, public nudity and disorderly conduct. woman beaten with ground beef

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