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Man loses testicle after impact

Paul Wood, a star in the game of rugby, lost a testicle today, following a serious collision with a fellow player. The ballsack, accordingly ripped open, causing the testicles to spew out. One was left dangling on a fine ligament, while the other twisted. Wood lost consciousness.Following the incident Wood woke up in a hospital. Unfortunately, the doctors had to ¬†amputate his testicle, due to various complications. But, he cheerfully rubbed it off like a man (ow) and is expected to play rugby again within the next couple of weeks. Poor man. Man lost his tennisball here  

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