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Attack near Bonne Island , Nigeria

06/30/2012, A large sea vessel, carrying raw foodstuff, was approached by a wooden pirate vessel. The pirate speed boat chased he vessel for a few miles, and then began firing AK-47s and RPGs At the ship. The ship suffered collapsed windows, minor damage to the hull and base deck and a damaged wave rotor. The crew where perfectly safe, thanks to the implementation of a "safety citadel", the pirates apparently lost interest and sped away after the ship refused to stop. Nigerian Pirates Courtesy of BBC

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