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New monarch of England born!

Royal Couple has baby boyToday is a very momentous day, the son of Prince William and his Wife, Kate Middleton was born! The boy weighed eight pounds and six ounces. A pamphlet confirming the gender, weight, height and other details (other than the name) has been posted outside of Buckingham Palace.This is a momentous day for all of us , even if we are not the type of outlet that's into famous people, royals are a different story. We wish the child a healthy , long and powerful life. May god and Mother England be good to the new prince.We will try to tell you what the name of the prince will be as soon as it is released.

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