News

This section is dedicated to news as well as user-created blogs.

Cheapest gas of the year

Hello peeps, we want to remind you that today, election day, gas will be a full 40 cents or so cheaper than it will be on this same day next year. It's a way to show how well this country is doing, and get the current president some more votes. What should you do? Well, since we already voted for the brotha, we couldn't help but fill the tank to full at 3.50$/per gallon.Remember, it may be 8:00 eastern western Atlantic time (easter time in the states) , but you still have a chance to get some of the cheapest gas of the year :)  Thats right boy, get that cheap gas in there

  63919 Hits

Latest Posts

17 May 2019
Breaking News
Entertainment
Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a  worsening urinary tract infections caused the Internet sensation to be hospitalized. The owners reported that multiple...
08 February 2019
Business
The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being able to do your job from the comforts of your own home can have a lot of benefits. One of the most im...
03 February 2019
Sports
 In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first touchdown of the game. That lead would not be overtaken by the Los Angles Rams ever again. To add ins...
19 January 2019
Cthulhu Portal Updates
PhoenixTube
Cthulhu Coffee   Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits go out to Twitter user TP98. Thank you for this illustrious Cthulhu Coffee beverage. This coffee "ex...
13 January 2019
Technology
Breaking News
In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave. Located in the Paradise Road district of Las Vegas, security images captured a Tesla Model S crushin...

Random News

Early this morning, a Turkish phantom jet was shot down over Turkish air space by a missile coming from Syria. This incident simply seems to create more tension between Syria and the rest of the world...
Ok our dear readers let's see what our new logo for 2012 will be (note all are trademarked). In the first half of 2012, our logo looked like this: 2012a The Order Of The Iron Phoenix In the second hal...
A new wave of social media trends has been tirelessly coming from little known Morton Grove, Illinois. A town that few might ever have said "I know that place well" has finally made it on the map than...
Luke Chrisco Luke Chrisco, perhaps the most perverted man of 2013 has been sentenced to three years in prison and ten years on parole for hiding in portable toilet sewers and spying on naked men and w...
Today, during a Chicago WhiteSox V.S. Toronto Bluejays game, a man sitting in the upper section of benches had a heart attack. In one of the few tragedies that have occurred in the MLB, the man was pr...