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Get to be a simcity beta tester

SimCity Beta open!Do you want to become a new simcity beta tester? Well you are in luck! We have a few hundred keys available for the few lucky people that can actually get into the game before launch.The simcity beta is now open for residents of north America! Try your luck today! Enter here https://www.simcity.com/en_US/beta/info ! Your chances of being picked are great since this was announced today! Good luck and have fun!

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