Wild alphamale monkey attacks tourist
There are moments in your life where you wish you had your recording videocamera with you. Unlike most of us, some people get really lucky and get some neat footage.
Here we see a typical poop-flinging alpha male pouncing on an unsuspecting tourist, only seconds after doing some neat gymnastic work. Just imagine what would have happened if there was no safety glass. Monkeys can rip your face off pretty quickly.