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17 May 2019
Breaking News
Entertainment
Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a  worsening urinary tract infections caused the Internet sensation to be hospitalized. The owners reported that multiple...
08 February 2019
Business
The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being able to do your job from the comforts of your own home can have a lot of benefits. One of the most im...
03 February 2019
Sports
 In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first touchdown of the game. That lead would not be overtaken by the Los Angles Rams ever again. To add ins...
19 January 2019
Cthulhu Portal Updates
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Cthulhu Coffee   Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits go out to Twitter user TP98. Thank you for this illustrious Cthulhu Coffee beverage. This coffee "ex...
13 January 2019
Technology
Breaking News
In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave. Located in the Paradise Road district of Las Vegas, security images captured a Tesla Model S crushin...

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Dressing up your cat and taking pictures can be a very.... different experience. Some cats love to be dressed up, others become depressed. Some might even lunge at you. Anyways , here are three essent...
Yesterday, Yamaha has unveiled a brand new invention: a keyboard that can sing in human! You basically use one hand to type in what you want the keyboard to say, and the other hand...
Americans mourn today as the beloved 41st president of the United States has been pronounced dead on arrival to the local hospital. Correspondents from Houston, Texas have confirmed that the president...
As we have spoken to you before on the issue, Muslims are continuing to attack, and burn western property, primarily American. As of today, we have reports of attacks on embassies in Yemen, Oman, and ...
On October 27th , on a port in Indonesia, the strangest pirate attack to date took place. Four armed men boarded a vessel, which was in dry dock on repairs. The vessel was then moved to a seaport, aft...