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17 May 2019
Breaking News
Entertainment
Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a  worsening urinary tract infections caused the Internet sensation to be hospitalized. The owners reported that multiple...
08 February 2019
Business
The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being able to do your job from the comforts of your own home can have a lot of benefits. One of the most im...
03 February 2019
Sports
 In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first touchdown of the game. That lead would not be overtaken by the Los Angles Rams ever again. To add ins...
19 January 2019
Cthulhu Portal Updates
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Cthulhu Coffee   Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits go out to Twitter user TP98. Thank you for this illustrious Cthulhu Coffee beverage. This coffee "ex...
13 January 2019
Technology
Breaking News
In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave. Located in the Paradise Road district of Las Vegas, security images captured a Tesla Model S crushin...

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So, as you may all know, near the end of the year two thousand and twelve of our lord, the world will be destroyed and recreated again (as theorized). We are not talking about Nostradamus (because his...
Yes, it is a sad day today in New York, as the organizers of the New York marathon, and mayor Blomberg have confirmed that this will be a year without a marathon. Most agree that rather than spend fun...
Cory Monteith, a star on the hit tv series "Glee" was found killed to death in his apartment housing unit. Shortly after police arrived and probed the body, they concurred that Cory Monteith was not k...
Paul Wood, a star in the game of rugby, lost a testicle today, following a serious collision with a fellow player. The ballsack, accordingly ripped open, causing the testicles to spew out. One was lef...
We are getting word from our correspondents in Wuhan, china, the same place that hosts the pig lifting sport. They are telling us that members of the elite journalist block Reuters have uncovered a se...