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17 May 2019
Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a worsening urinary tract infections caused the Internet sensation to be hospitalized. The owners reported that multipl...
08 February 2019
The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being able to do your job from the comforts of your own home can have a lot of benefits. One of the most im...
03 February 2019
In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first touchdown of the game.That lead would not be overtaken by the Los Angles Rams ever again. To add insu...
19 January 2019
Cthulhu Coffee Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits go out to Twitter user TP98. Thank you for this illustrious Cthulhu Coffee bever...
13 January 2019
In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave.Located in the Paradise Road district of Las Vegas, security images captured a Tesla Model S crushing...
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Because it is fair to assume that having duplicates on this site , which require anything but a single "login" , we are going to demobilize phoenixanswers , because we have created "Cthulhu Answers" o...
Jason Russell ,age 33, has been arrested yesterday for jacking off in public. So much for his pure ways. Yes, he seems like such a fantastic speaker, then he does something like this. What a disappoin...
an argon beam scalpelUsing the conventional scalpel might be a thing of the past. A team of scientists in Washington DC has begun tests of using plasma beams to cut apart humans on the operating tabl...
*The Cthulhu Portal has changed again! We are very excited to bring forth a new, and more innovative design. The old one took us a long time to create, but it was ugly, we admit.The new design has bee...
Hello, dear reader. We are going to start a very different type of charity today, this will involve anyone reading our blog to donate any amount of spare change to an account we will be monitoring per...