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17 May 2019
Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a worsening urinary tract infections caused the Internet sensation to be hospitalized. The owners reported that multipl...
08 February 2019
The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being able to do your job from the comforts of your own home can have a lot of benefits. One of the most im...
03 February 2019
In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first touchdown of the game.That lead would not be overtaken by the Los Angles Rams ever again. To add insu...
19 January 2019
Cthulhu Coffee Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits go out to Twitter user TP98. Thank you for this illustrious Cthulhu Coffee bever...
13 January 2019
In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave.Located in the Paradise Road district of Las Vegas, security images captured a Tesla Model S crushing...
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Pro aeronautics bro Erik Roner , being the ultra-pro daredevil dawg that he is, decided to do the most pr0 trick in the book: jump out of a hotair balloon and gently glide down to earth with an umbre...
When you think of the most terrible thing that has ever roamed planet earth, T-rex probably comes to mind. Today we are going to explain about something that ate t-rex for breakfast, something so mass...
KetchupIn a lonely Subway franchise located within a Walmart superstore in Orlando,Florida, there lay a feud today. A man named Luis Martinez approached the clerk/cashier/cook named Lawrence Ordone....
The Cthulhu Portal is proud to announce that we have begun creating a 3d movie based on the famous Mythos. We are working hard to get a preview out by August 2012. Also, note that if you want to sell ...
Mouse MouseOk, so a smart mouse decides to pay for his own lunch. It's rather odd watching this with that picture above, isn't it?...