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17 May 2019
Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a worsening urinary tract infections caused the Internet sensation to be hospitalized. The owners reported that multipl...
08 February 2019
The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being able to do your job from the comforts of your own home can have a lot of benefits. One of the most im...
03 February 2019
In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first touchdown of the game.That lead would not be overtaken by the Los Angles Rams ever again. To add insu...
19 January 2019
Cthulhu Coffee Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits go out to Twitter user TP98. Thank you for this illustrious Cthulhu Coffee bever...
13 January 2019
In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave.Located in the Paradise Road district of Las Vegas, security images captured a Tesla Model S crushing...
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The Cthulhu Portal and The Order Of The Iron Phoenix would like to thank everyone that has contributed to this (now three year old) project. We wish you all a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday.In additio...
As of today, you may have noticed that your American express, vista , discover and master-cards did not work. We actually don't have much incite on the issue's roots. The CIA is investigating the prob...
A group of Bangladeshi pirates stormed into a nylon chemical carrier early today. The men were wearing what appeared to be loosely cut ski masks and were wielding axes and machetes. Reports indicate a...
For today's complete off-topic nonsense post, here is an adorable kitten that seems much older. This kitten is listening to Colors by Morandi. Obviously the persian kitteh needs a good petting to move...
Again , the coast of Chittagong, Bangladesh has been hit by a strange pirate attack. Sixteen pirates armed to the teeth with what appears to be three foot long butcher knives boarded a Bangladeshi sh...