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17 May 2019

Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a worsening urinary tract infections caused the Internet sensation to be hospitalized. The owners reported that multipl...

08 February 2019

The Benefits Of Working From Home

Business

The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being able to do your job from the comforts of your own home can have a lot of benefits. One of the most im...

03 February 2019

Patriots Win Super Bowl 2019

Sports

In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first touchdown of the game.That lead would not be overtaken by the Los Angles Rams ever again. To add insu...

19 January 2019

Cthulhu Coffee

Cthulhu Portal Updates

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Cthulhu Coffee Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits go out to Twitter user TP98. Thank you for this illustrious Cthulhu Coffee bever...

13 January 2019

Robot Hit And Killed By Self Driving Tesla

Technology

Breaking News

In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave.Located in the Paradise Road district of Las Vegas, security images captured a Tesla Model S crushing...

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Best product for beating your kids

Has your son recently been using cuss words in front of you? Are you sick of his fruitcake attitude? Well you should invest in a Unbreakable Spanking Paddle with Holes. It is an impressive two pound p...

Hurricane Sandy

Hurricane sandy, another so called "doomsday hurricane" has begun to hit the eastern coast of the United States early last night. But in face of what has already happens, we can simply compare the wra...

Paris Gunmen Killed

Today we have learned that two brothers who were indicated as "perpetrators" in the January 7th Paris massacre that left 11 dead have been put to justice. Justiciers , apparently, armed with sniper ri...

Barrack Obama addresses the public on his plans against Syria

bombing beginsObama has stated the following today " Good evening -- I just addressed the nation about the use of chemical weapons in Syria. Over the past two years, what began as a series of peacefu...

Rapper 50 cent loses weight to play a cancer patient

Rapper, actor and (national) icon 50 cent (pimp money) has lost an amazing amount of weight with the intent to play a cancer patient in the movie "All Things Fall Apart" -to premier soon in theaters.J...