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17 May 2019

Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a worsening urinary tract infections caused the Internet sensation to be hospitalized. The owners reported that multipl...

08 February 2019

The Benefits Of Working From Home

Business

The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being able to do your job from the comforts of your own home can have a lot of benefits. One of the most im...

03 February 2019

Patriots Win Super Bowl 2019

Sports

In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first touchdown of the game.That lead would not be overtaken by the Los Angles Rams ever again. To add insu...

19 January 2019

Cthulhu Coffee

Cthulhu Portal Updates

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Cthulhu Coffee Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits go out to Twitter user TP98. Thank you for this illustrious Cthulhu Coffee bever...

13 January 2019

Robot Hit And Killed By Self Driving Tesla

Technology

Breaking News

In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave.Located in the Paradise Road district of Las Vegas, security images captured a Tesla Model S crushing...

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Squirrels start house fire, man vows extermination

Man vows to shoot them allIn the medium sized town of Rumford, England , something rather odd occurred. A squirrel fell into a opened gas casket on the side of a petrol operated cremation chamber , c...

Five Ninja Cats

All cats are secret ninjas, or so we are told. Here are some blatant examples of ninja cats: ninjacat 1This ninja Cat has mastered the technique of climbing up walls, probably to attack anyone t...

Freezing Babies Unethical

One summer morning in 2006, Jean-Louis Papuas found two dead newborn children in his cooler. The 40-year-old was trying to find space for some mackerel when he opened a bureau and saw something ...

The mobilization towards globalization

The Cthulhu Portal has matured since the beginning of times. We went from a forum to a full-blown social network in less than one year's time.The fact that we have grown and will continue to grow does...

Football player fired and arrested

A West Virginia Mountaineer player has been arrested following an idiotic attempt to rob a house. So, this guy takes three of his buddies, they put on ski masks,wore their football outfits (oh so smar...