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17 May 2019

Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a worsening urinary tract infections caused the Internet sensation to be hospitalized. The owners reported that multipl...

08 February 2019

The Benefits Of Working From Home

Business

The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being able to do your job from the comforts of your own home can have a lot of benefits. One of the most im...

03 February 2019

Patriots Win Super Bowl 2019

Sports

In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first touchdown of the game.That lead would not be overtaken by the Los Angles Rams ever again. To add insu...

19 January 2019

Cthulhu Coffee

Cthulhu Portal Updates

PhoenixTube

Cthulhu Coffee Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits go out to Twitter user TP98. Thank you for this illustrious Cthulhu Coffee bever...

13 January 2019

Robot Hit And Killed By Self Driving Tesla

Technology

Breaking News

In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave.Located in the Paradise Road district of Las Vegas, security images captured a Tesla Model S crushing...

Random News

Netherlands takes home the gold in the women's 140 km.

Marianne Voss takes the first gold medal for the Netherlands in the women's 140 km road race. This now officially means the Netherlands has one gold and one silver medal. Voss did an excellent job an...

Florida man dies after eating insects

Edward Archbold, a prominent insect eater in the area, entered two contests this weekend. The first was a cockroach and acorn weevil eating contest. The second was a maggot eating contest.Edward place...

Best product for beating your kids

Has your son recently been using cuss words in front of you? Are you sick of his fruitcake attitude? Well you should invest in a Unbreakable Spanking Paddle with Holes. It is an impressive two pound p...

Scientists in Italy sentenced to prison terms for failure to predict earthquake

A few scientists in the field of plate tectonics, and utterly the prediction of tectonic movement (earthquake scientists) are facing six year jail sentences starting today. The reason for these prison...

Boyscouts considering ending ban on homosexuals

The boy scouts of North America have proposed today that "perhaps it is time to lift the restriction on homosexuals in the boy scouts" -this includes members and leaders-. Many would argue that this i...