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17 May 2019

Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a worsening urinary tract infections caused the Internet sensation to be hospitalized. The owners reported that multipl...

08 February 2019

The Benefits Of Working From Home

Business

The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being able to do your job from the comforts of your own home can have a lot of benefits. One of the most im...

03 February 2019

Patriots Win Super Bowl 2019

Sports

In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first touchdown of the game.That lead would not be overtaken by the Los Angles Rams ever again. To add insu...

19 January 2019

Cthulhu Coffee

Cthulhu Portal Updates

PhoenixTube

Cthulhu Coffee Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits go out to Twitter user TP98. Thank you for this illustrious Cthulhu Coffee bever...

13 January 2019

Robot Hit And Killed By Self Driving Tesla

Technology

Breaking News

In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave.Located in the Paradise Road district of Las Vegas, security images captured a Tesla Model S crushing...

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The Opening Ceremony For The London 2012 Summer Olympics

The opening ceremony will be held on July 27, 2012. We are currently unaware of whom will be holstering the torch to it's final destination, but we have reason to belove it may be the chairman of UN f...

Why do cats get double paws?

cat double pawDoes your cat have what appears to be "more than one paw" on each hand? Well, it sparked my interest when I met a cat that had this apparent mutation, so I did some research and was baf...

How Can You Get Thousands Of Likes On Facebook, Thousands Of Followers On Twitter And Hundreds Of Thousands Of Followers On Digg And Stumbleupon?

If you are reading this, you probably have a genuine interest in increasing your social media posy. Well quite frankly, there is a way to do it! And guess what? You will be buying every like and...

Fisherman attacked and bitten by shark off the coast of California

A California fisherman got a nasty surprise early this morning. According to an official release by local authorities, the fisherman hooked more than just a tuna.Authorities stated that the man fought...

How can I make a cthulhu emoticon?

A Cthulhu emoticon is difficult to muster, but we made the easiest one imaginable. Here is the final result:(;,;)(;,;)(;,;)(;,;)(;,;)(;,;)(;,;)(;,;)(;,;)(;,;)(;,;)(;,;)(;,;)(;,;)(;,;)(;,;)(;,;)(;,;)(;...