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17 May 2019

Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a worsening urinary tract infections caused the Internet sensation to be hospitalized. The owners reported that multipl...

08 February 2019

The Benefits Of Working From Home

Business

The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being able to do your job from the comforts of your own home can have a lot of benefits. One of the most im...

03 February 2019

Patriots Win Super Bowl 2019

Sports

In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first touchdown of the game.That lead would not be overtaken by the Los Angles Rams ever again. To add insu...

19 January 2019

Cthulhu Coffee

Cthulhu Portal Updates

PhoenixTube

Cthulhu Coffee Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits go out to Twitter user TP98. Thank you for this illustrious Cthulhu Coffee bever...

13 January 2019

Robot Hit And Killed By Self Driving Tesla

Technology

Breaking News

In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave.Located in the Paradise Road district of Las Vegas, security images captured a Tesla Model S crushing...

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Contactless smart card

The future of the banking world has always been shifting. Just twenty years ago, people were still adamant about using cheques over credit and debit cards. But as you can now see, this has changed dra...

How to get tree sap off your car

Tree sap can be very annoying , in some situations your driveway might be directly below some pine trees , causing that "sperm effect" where the tree sap is all over your car like bird s$it every morn...

Do you hate speaking with robots?

Ok, so this is going to all come from personal experiences. Yes, I'm going to write about my boring old life today, and although you may not care to read this, I want to make a VERY valid point.The sc...

Gruesome video of police massacring coal miners in South Africa

Just now, we have received word of a massacre caught on tape, very gruesome and violent indeed. We received footage of 34 coal miners being massacred in a South African platinum mine. The images you a...

Israel preemptively attacks Syria

Israel, the product of wester pity, has decided to (without reason) attack and bombard Syrian targets. It is not understood why they have suddenly become so "trigger happy" , as we have stated before ...