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17 May 2019

Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a worsening urinary tract infections caused the Internet sensation to be hospitalized. The owners reported that multipl...

08 February 2019

The Benefits Of Working From Home

Business

The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being able to do your job from the comforts of your own home can have a lot of benefits. One of the most im...

03 February 2019

Patriots Win Super Bowl 2019

Sports

In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first touchdown of the game.That lead would not be overtaken by the Los Angles Rams ever again. To add insu...

19 January 2019

Cthulhu Coffee

Cthulhu Portal Updates

PhoenixTube

Cthulhu Coffee Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits go out to Twitter user TP98. Thank you for this illustrious Cthulhu Coffee bever...

13 January 2019

Robot Hit And Killed By Self Driving Tesla

Technology

Breaking News

In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave.Located in the Paradise Road district of Las Vegas, security images captured a Tesla Model S crushing...

Random News

Credit card processors hacked cardholders are affected

As of today, you may have noticed that your American express, vista , discover and master-cards did not work. We actually don't have much incite on the issue's roots. The CIA is investigating the prob...

Fried Chicken made in China

In a very baffling study , companies are getting ready to export dead USA chickens to china, have them processed there, and brought back here(witht he intention of selling them frozen and to fast food...

"How to Survive the Running of the Bulls" author does not survive the Running of the Bulls

Bill Hillmann, 33, author and writer of a book called “How to survive the Running of the Bulls” was badly mauled by a large bull during today’s Running of the Bulls event. Ironically, Hillmann’s book ...

Snail slime could cure acne

Scientists in Paris have recently come to a controversial breakthrough in skincare : the use of snail slime. We say controversial because most of you jump at the feel of the adorable little creatures ...

Dear Millionaires

This is an odd rant, but heavens knows, there are tons of people with millions of dollars in the world. We want to simply ask those that do, how would you like to venture the ultimate project, by dona...