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17 May 2019
Our dear friend and sensation Tarder Sauce AKA "Grumpy Cat" has passed away this morning at the age of 7. This came as a worsening urinary tract infections caused the Internet sensation to be hospitalized. The owners reported that multipl...
08 February 2019
The benefits to employment from home are numerous and exciting to consider. Regardless of whether you are working for yourself or someone else.Being able to do your job from the comforts of your own home can have a lot of benefits. One of the most im...
03 February 2019
In a tense game that seemed to go on forever, a stalemate was finally broken in the fourth quarter when the New England Patriots got the first touchdown of the game.That lead would not be overtaken by the Los Angles Rams ever again. To add insu...
19 January 2019
Cthulhu Coffee Because sometimes the great old ones want to be remembered even when you are having your morning cup of Joe. Image credits go out to Twitter user TP98. Thank you for this illustrious Cthulhu Coffee bever...
13 January 2019
In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave.Located in the Paradise Road district of Las Vegas, security images captured a Tesla Model S crushing...
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It's that manly time of year again everyone. It's time to cut dried out branches off trees to prevent termites. It's time to trim those coniferous "out of shape" hedges that push in every direction. A...
A Chinese fisherman caught more than a pond smelt today. According to sources directly from China, the fisherman reeled in a 4.1 meter whale shark (that’s almost 14 feet).The massive creature allegedl...
One of the best channels for the past couple of year ,current tv, has been sold to a quitar based arab news agency. The channel was initially an investment made by al gore in 2005 , which seemed profi...
We are sad to announce that the Cthulhu Portal is not doing too well. We have no active members, and we are very sad to see this happen. As a result, we have amped up production of our featured move "...
You heard it right an Oregon man was trying to save some poor mouse from a cat's mouth and the mouse bit him. Hell, he was probably pretty smart because the cat also bit him (double penetration). And ...