By IronCrossCthulhu on Saturday, 02 March 2013
Category: Breaking News

Couple charged with chip and dip assault over a beer

Chips And Dip Assault

A Canadian couple will be facing a civil fine for an incident that took place today involving the smashing of a plastic bowl of chip dip over a man's head, who subsequently smashed a plastic bowl of chips over his wife's head.

And do you want to know why? Because there was one beer left! That's right, they prepared to slaughter each other over the last beer. No serious injuries have been reported, aside from minor scrapes.

-Almost 18 other cases of domestic abuse and disruption have been reported at this house prior to this incident.-

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