By IronCrossCthulhu on Monday, 01 July 2013
Category: Breaking News

Man killed with ipod

ipod killer


A North Hampton, Ohio man was killed today in a bizarre killing. According to eye witness reports, a man was jogging around with an eyepod in his ears, probably attached to his utility belt. All of a sudden a "would be thief" grabbed the ipod from the man's rear utility belt.

After over ten seconds of struggling , the thief finally grabbed the ipod and began running. The thief tripped on his own shoelace, which was untied, and the ipod owner tackled the thief to the ground.

Following a bitter struggle , the ipod owner took his utility belt, put the ipod in on one end of the leather pouch , and began using it as a handle. He then grabbed the thief by the neck and began strangling him.

As a crowd grew around the two men , the ipod owner got off and merged with the crowd. Paramedics would soon arrive. According to eye witness statements, the thief was "strangled to death".

Authorities released information early today stating no charges will be filed , likewise the ipod owner gets to keep his ipod and his liberty.

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