Anthony Gentile

This coming right from various accountable sources in Florida: a man that was thrown into prison recently on "sex with a minor" charges is facing an additional three years in prison. And the reason behind this additional sentence? Well that is just the most bizarre of stories.

The prisoner, 41 year old Anthony Gentile (ironic), had just taken up kitchen duties , possibly because the prison crew believed he was fit to make parole. Well, the first day on the job, Gentile just couldn't hold himself together. He took the salad he was making and slabbed his genitals inside, covering them with salad.

He did this for well over six minutes , mixing them with sauces and oils. After Gentile was done scrubbing his meatstick with the fresh veggies, he spat into the salad. Gentile then took off his underwears and was readying to defecate into the salad. Luckily, he heard knocking on the door right as he was taking his tighty whities off (forcing him to stop).

A prison guard walked in , demanding Gentile give him samples. Gentile gladly handed the samples over to the unsuspecting guard. The guard then handed them over to the prison's current "manager" , all we know about this person is that it is female.

The manager , in accordance to first-hand testimonials, ate the salad, and even called it "scrumptious". Of-course she never suspected it to be ball salad. No No.

Anyways, Gentile began bragging to his fellow inmates about how "the b**** is eating it right now" , which was caught on camera and security personnel were alerted (whom reviewed security images and found out what happened). When the security team stormed into Gentile's cell, he began masturbating vigorously at them ; spraying them with his manly gifts.

Gentile was caught, beaten and tazed. He was then charged with defacing of prison property, attempted murder and assault with a dangerous fluid. This gave his one year sentence an additional three years, without the possibility of parole (unless he can somehow make an appeal).

As of today, he is refusing to talk to our satellite interviewers :/