Ok, so this is going to all come from personal experiences. Yes, I'm going to write about my boring old life today, and although you may not care to read this, I want to make a VERY valid point.

The scenario

So, yesterday my cable box stopped working properly, I use Comcast due to my excessive like of movies. Anyways, I'm the type of person that NEVER has time to watch television. So, I really throw a solid 80$ out of my pocket every month (yeah it's pretty cheap for 999 channels I never watch).   And to my dismay, the cable box was not working. And so, this being the first time in months I had to watch television, I naturally decided "heck, why not call the support team , after all I pay them right?" . So I picked up the good old cell, found Comcast's number and gave them a call. Guess what? It was a mother f* robot. So the robot naturally had like 10 options, all 10 of which did not have "talk with a person/employee" , so I tried one chain and landed in tech support, guess what? Another f*ing ROBOT. This one gave me 6 more options , again none led to a real person. So, then 10 minutes later I landed in tech support, and got another robot. So, it asked me for a voice command at which point I asked to speak with a person (this was bloody 11 am on a Friday), It said : "I'm sorry, I cant understand your question, please say it again or press #2 for more options". I pressed mother f* 2 and got 6 more options. And from there another robot that asked for a voice automated answer. And motherf*ing to my surprise , It said "thank you for calling Comcast customer support canter, goodbye". Goodbye!? Im sorry mr robot? You hung up on me!? God motherf*ing damnit! Some nerve this robot has, hanging up on me. 

Going to jail casually


 

My Conclusion:

I wish we still had mother f*ing cable guys in this cruel and robot infested world! For the love of f*!