Man threatened with dildo

Ralph Polnicky , just your average gentleman has been shipped a dildo with the inscription "Ralph is a D___" printed along the side. Now Ralph wants our cooperation to know exactly who sent this device.

Man Sent Dangerous Penis

This man became so fascinated with the object that , after using it, he reported it to the police. He stated that this is from some manager of a local rope store. Ralph stated that he was certain because he ordered some sort of rope , which never arrived. Things turned bitter between Ralph and the ropeshop owner and the two men sparred verbally.

Shortly after, Ralph was excused , and told "never to come back again"

Then , weeks later, Ralph received a packet without any information , and lo and behold, inside it housed a dildo. What a wonderful present, and what stunning news!