Best product for beating your kids

Has your son recently been using cuss words in front of you? Are you sick of his fruitcake attitude? Well you should invest in a Unbreakable Spanking Paddle with Holes. It is an impressive two pound paddle, with holes to make it more aerodynamic, and reduce drag, thus giving more force when hitting your child.

The thing is impressive, made of a metallic polymer used to create Armour in armored vehicles, it will teach your child who's boss. Get your's today, and show your son why daddy shouldn't be disrespected.


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