Texas noob tries to burn snake ; burns down house

"woman lights snake on fire and burns down house"

A woman in Texas burned down her own house early this week. Authorities claim that the woman set a rattlesnake on fire, and the snake quickly slithered in an attempt to escape the pain.

In the process, the snake took it's revenge, setting fire to the woman's entire house.

Soon, this woman's house was burnt to a crisp, the snake was dead, and she realize she just lost her 500,000$ piece of real-estate because she wanted to kill a snake with fire before it laid eggs.

Something sounds horribly wrong here....