"Thats right gentlemen, I'm a fat bald guy. I'm like 40 years old, and I live in my parent's basement, alone. Every couple of months I come out to see the light. My eyeballs burn when I look at the light too directly. Then I get in my car to go down to the store to buy something. I hate it so much when my GPS makes me go through the ghetto. Sometimes I think technology is the reason why god doesn't talk to us anymore. When I get home with all the tonnage of snacks I had wasted all of my money on, it really pisses me off how I can't hear the television while I chew. What pisses me off even more is how my ps3 cant be turned on from a distance. Its very painful when I have to switch the cables on the television. God I hate...
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