Stephen Hillenburg

Stepehen Hillenburg passed away early this morning in his Anaheim, California home. Hillenburg was found unresponsive. A few of his associates attempt...

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An unfortunate event! Ricky Jay, the famous magician, and actor, was found unconscious this afternoon. Paramedics arrived at Ricky Jay's Los Angeles, ...

This morning , at about 1:23a.m. central time, a once great wrestler was shot and killed by a police officer.According to facts, the wrestler was unarmed, but bulky, and continuously kept charging at the officer, who is confirmed to have had a bottle of pepper spray and a stun gun.Instead of using a stun gun(tazer) or his pepperspray, the officer took out his colt 1911 and shot the wrestler in the chest.Perhaps the wrestler was doing bathsalts and wanted a taste of  the police officer's face? We may never know.The officer is on administrative (paid) leave , and a full investigation will be conducted on the incident. We will keep you updated on this juicy story. The Murder Weapon

We have this coming in live, from medias all over the states. A gunman walked into Sandy Hook Elementary School, located in Newtown, Connecticut, and opened fire. Children, women , men , everyone shot in a bloody massacre that seems to echo nothing more than appalling sickness from us.Children have been killed, this is a fact, staff have also been killed. Coroners have confirmed many people are dead, many are also critically injured. Amongst the dead is the gunman, for whatever reason, this comes one day after the Oregon Mall shooting.We are worried that there is a pattern starting, and that these mass killers are becoming too frequent in the States. We will keep you updated as this story moves further. Children escorted from massacre

Columbia Space Disaster

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida - The space carry Columbia has separated in the skies over Texas, murdering every one of the seven space travelers on board in...

James Whitey Bulger was captured early this morning in Santa Monica, California on a tip given by an individual that seemed to recognize the now aged ...

Whitey Bulger Dead

Bulger Dead In Virginia Prison  Whitey Bulger has been found dead in his prison cell early this morning. Following a brief "checkup", examiners o...

How Whitey Bulger Died

Contradiction! Yesterday, the official announcements and, dare I say, rumors hinted that James Whitey Bulger, the 89-year-old infamous Boston mob boss...

Alaskan serial killer, Israel Keyes , found guilty of murdering a couple this weekend is confirmed dead, apparently the sap hung himself in his prison cell.Many questions do remain unanswered, such as how he admitted to five more murders before killing himself.There is little doubt in our mind that Isreal could have killed more people, he brutally murdered a couple, it makes us rather sad to see such things happen in our country, but as with anything, there will always be those few" oddities" in society that are simply not quite human in the head. Isreal Keyes Serial Killer

Chips And Dip Assault A Canadian couple will be facing a civil fine for an incident that took place today involving the smashing of a plastic bowl of chip dip over a man's head, who subsequently smashed a plastic bowl of chips over his wife's head. And do you want to know why? Because there was one beer left! That's right, they prepared to slaughter each other over the last beer. No serious injuries have been reported, aside from minor scrapes. -Almost 18 other cases of domestic abuse and disruption have been reported at this house prior to this incident.-

For years and year, they have lain in the ground, dreaming. Since the dawn of time, they have slowly progressed ; from worms to worms with legs , to full grown and functioning animals. Today, it is my pleasure to announce that the eastern coast of the continental United States Of America will be attacked by a swarm of the most demonic bug known to man kind: the cicada! These are indeed the annoying bugs that wont stfu during the summer with their repetitive buzzing. And for years now, they have been gathering their forces deep underground, waiting for that "perfect moment" to pounce on humanity. And soon, these legions of sleeping cicadas will be storming into our backyards, in the BILLIONS! And truly, that's no joke or exaggeration. The fact that they have been training underground for 17 years to destroy our planet sounds sci-fi , but rest assured, this...

Mary Poppins Man

Pro aeronautics bro Erik Roner  , being the ultra-pro daredevil dawg that he is, decided to do the most pr0 trick in the book: jump out of a hotair balloon and gently glide down to earth with an umbrella. Well, as you will now see, he would have died had it not been for his parachute:   Morale of the story, don't f***ing jump out of a hot air balloon thinking an umbrella will save you , even if you are a pr0 daredevil dawg pr0.

Austin Reed Sigg, a 17 year old student living in Colorado has confessed to killing the missing 10 year old girl, ripping her apart to pieces, and burying her in some building foundation near a corn field. The man has been marked as "fascinated with the idea of death"  , furthermore his mugshot and DNA evidence leave no questions unanswered, the killer has been found, and the girl found dismembered a month ago is confirmed dead. Austin Reed Sigg

A truly horrific incident took place last weekend. A man, high on hallucinogens saw some cops in front of his car. So, the man decided to stick his buttocks through the front windshield. In doing so, he impaled his anus with shards of glass. Police were alerted and began to chase him. The naked man countered their efforts by beginning to climb up local fire escape ladders. Police eventually got him down and began beating him with batons. The man continued to squirm and fondle his penis, so a taser was used to subdue the man , allowing police time to arrest him. This man will now be charged with indecent exposure, resisting arrest and disturbing the peace. This guy sounds like a real hero. Naked man tased

Dear spammers, promoting your garbage on our website has caused us to be labeled as a "blacklisted" website by google. This means any internal or outbound links will be considered links to spam sites, we congratulate you, way to get your pagerang back to 0! But in the process, you ignorant seo noobs took us with you.  Thanks to you, google has dropped all of our seo work to a state of purgatory (PR-0). We hope you are happy, starting with BurnOn, all of your sad accounts will be banished, your ips's blocked. There is nothing you can do to stop us, your backlinks will be gone forever. We are a clean site, we do not tolerate links to pornographic content and will not allow promotion of your garbage unless you pay us, have you idiots heard of adwords?  We will also dedicate ourselves to eliminating your spam backlinks off the...

When we spoke last about the demand by all Egyptian commoners to oust Muhhammed Morsi, the now former leader of the Egyptian government, we told you this would be " something to keep an eye on". Today we speak for a changed Egypt. Morsi was taken down from power by a democratic military , most high ranking members of the dangerous Muslim brotherhood have been arrested, and Egypt is now commanded by a high-ranking judge, age 83 to be exact. It appears that the efforts of the people of Egypt to rectify their wrongs during that failed uprising which partnered with the death of a United States senator overseas has finally turned "full moon". Egypt is now a more democratic nation , as it has been liberated from Morsi and his supporters. Egyptians will no longer live in fear , there might no longer be silencing of people that are "outspoken" ,...

Rapper Mac Miller has been found dead at only 26 years of age --as indicated by his lawyer David Byrnes. A very young age for any star to die. According to local authorities, Miller "was discovered lethargic in his Los Angeles home”. "As of now, a dissection is pending and a reason for death has not been resolved." Through the dissection (autopsy), a likely culprit responsible for the fatality will be discovered. Speculations have risen about potential substances found in the home that may have contributed to this unfortunate event. The Los Angeles Police Office raided a home in the 11600 square of Valleycrest Street around 11:50 a.m. for a demise examination, an officer representative explained. According to second hand sources, Mill's passing was first announced to the public by tabloid media giant TMZ. The family discharged an announcement claiming Miller was a "brilliant light in this world for his family,...

It has sent shock-waves trough our hearts, the 86 year old monarch of England has been hospitalized in London. According to reports, her majesty appears to have suffered a stomach infection , which at her age, can prove deadly. May her well being be assured by whoever controls destiny, we couldn't bear to lose someone of her importance. Queen of England hospitalized

A United Arab Emirates plane was recently grounded due to most of the passengers and crew developing strange illnesses. Symptoms of the epidemic included vomiting, internal bleeding, seizures, high fever, and sweating. In response to this “plague”, the UAE flight 203 was grounded in New York City’ JFK international airport. The passengers were all Muslims, most on their way to the holy city of Mecca, Saudi Arabia to perform their homage. It was discovered that the influenza, with plague symptoms, probably did not originate in a foreign country. According to the FAA, the cause of the outbreak was likely domestic. One individual interviewed expressed concerns that biological pathogens, a result of terrorism, was the culprit. An interviewed passenger said, “internal bleeding is not usually part of the flu process”. These remarks were not commented on by FAA officials. As of now, there is no word on the condition of the passengers...

We hope we are the first to report on this, but a family in Montreal, Canada have actually filmed what appeared to be a myth for so long, an eagle attempts to abduct and eat a child. Golden eagle eats child This is freaking epic footage, and had the child not been wearing so many layers of protective clothing (adding much weight), the child would have easily been eaten by the eagle. So the next time someone tells you "eagles eating small children is a myth" , you can show them this footage! Watch the shocking video here: eagle eats child .