In what appears to be the worst display of secrecy, some guy found an alien in the area 51 are using google maps satellite imagery. Just wow.Just yesterday we were all thinking that aliens were a huge conspiracy theory crafted by crazy people, and today we get this!

In a shocking outcome, and something this is extremely rare, two fifth-grade students will be tried for conspiracy to commit murder as adults. The alleged defendants plotted to murder a girl in their 5th grade classroom that was "annoying".The boys went all out, plotting the area of overpowering, what would be used to tie her while stabbing her. And finally, a plot to use a handgun to deliver the fatal blow, carefully planned for the forehead.The extremely well thought out circumstances of this case are a cause for concern, stated the judge trying the case. The boys were noted to be exceptionally "remorseless"  during the hearing.As odd as it sounds, these boys don't sound too sane, so perhaps they need to be evaluated , just to see what is really the core-cause of this misunderstanding. It is rare to find anyone that is willing to kill at such an early age,...

Buckwild, a popular show on mtv , had it's hit star , Shain Gandee (age 21) missing for almost a week.Unfortunately, this morning police have found his body, along with three other unidentified men.What appears to be the case with "the cause of death" are execution style strangle marks and gunshot wounds. The car was found bogged up in a river , probably in an attempt to hide the evidence. No further information is available at this time.Shain will be missed by his adoring fans, and everyone close to him, such a tragedy is truly unfortunate.

Korean war restarts 2013What are principles without a force to back them? That is what we must ask ourselves today, because we warned you that unless someone speaks to the north in a neutral but anti-war matter, the peace treaty of 1953 would be nulled.As of yesterday, the treaty has officially been crushed and obliterated by both the North and the South. That's right, the Korean war is back, for all of you Korean war veterans, you probably feel pretty dumb right now , right? Maybe Douglas Macarthur was right, the whole country should have been taken and made into one , its just too dangerous to allow two countries that claim each other as part of themselves to coexist, conflict is imminent.North Korea has noted such things as "any attempt by the South to threaten our existence will be dealt with in a war-time fashion"  "If the United States intervenes,...

A bunch of stupid, no good waste of life hooligans accordingly attempted to mug a woman early this week. The woman, unidentified at this time, was walking her 13 month old son in a stroller.These sick , disgusting and worthless scumbags stopped the woman, and forced her to pay up at gunpoint. The woman was poor, and told them she didn't have anything on her. At that time one of these sick, disgusting and worthless wastes of life pulled out a gun and told the lady they would shoot her child.She adamantly pleaded for her child's life , and told them she really had nothing [she really did not have any money on her]. So these sick boys age 14 and 17 began to fire upon this woman , grazing her head and kneecapping her.As she was lying in a pool of her own blood, the 17 year old scumbag went...

Ok, lets see here, a group of Chinese pig farmers decided it would be a peachy idea to use a local fresh water river to dispose of over 6000 dead pigs. Now, even in china microbial infection is looked down upon , although groundwater poisoning due to mines is not so commonly addressed.So, the people that threw these bodies into the river, which locals use to drink and irrigate crops, all got away. But there is a sick twist to this gruesome story , some people fished the dead pigs out, and sold the meat on the market. People actually bought and ate it , if properly cooked this shouldn't be an issue, but it makes you a bit sick huh?Although the dumpees were not charged, those that sold the flesh received from a week to 6 years in Chinese government-run prisons , was it worth it?I don't think so!Hopefully the...

Nasa's flagship telescope, Hubble, has unveiled what appears to be a space invader heading right for earth, and we all thought we were safe. This thing is traveling at 200 light-years a day, and it is on a direct collision course with the world.Some say it is an alien spaceship, some say it is a rogue planetless galaxy , whatever it is , it was nice knowing you all. Here is the image of our attacker: Aliens are coming says NASA

Lets see here... a 20 something year old Christian Pakistani (rare mix there) was drinking with his Muslim friends.   I guess they were so shitfaced that they began telling him they would accuse him of blasphemy against the prophet Mohammad.Now we also know that this guy was indeed accused of this, and if proven guilty, will be executed by firing squad.  Yes, in Pakistan, you still get shot if you insult Muhammad.So yes, this peaceful bunch of Muslims wanted to take the guy in themselves, and stone him until dead. When the local authorities decided not to allow this to happen, they themselves were stoned by this crowd of angry Muslims , not to death thanks to their high-end American made riotshields. Here we see some of these peaceful peopleBut the crowd couldn't go without bloodshed, so they went to a town harboring a small Christian community. And being the peaceful...

Sadly, an international committee headed by the USA and seconded by Canada decided to shut down an international regulation on hunting, near extinct and critically endangered polar bears.WHY? WHY???? It's very sad to watch rich scumbags just disrespect an entire species like this to save a few bucks. Damn the human race, we aren't even giving them a chance, but on top of that we are hunting them just for their furs. It pains us to say this, but the Polar Bear will be another passenger pigeon. These poor polar bears, they will be no more in our own lifetimes.How can a world that is so scientifically motivated let this happen? The world is a sick and horrible place it appears, and no mercy shall be bestowed on those less fortunate. In the end the polar bear stands no chance. No matter our efforts, the will of many [corrupt] people shall...

A 24 year old Californian volunteer at an animal sanctuary was mauled to death by a 550 (British) pound adult male lion. Accordingly this poor n00b victim was in a "lion play area" when the massive kitten pounced on her, causing instant death on impact.The kitten then preceded to devour her slowly. The authorities shot poor CAUS CAUS , who has been stationed at the sanctuary for over 3 years. Regardless of what happened, please don't think ill of the lion, he was just trying to "pat her on the back" , then instinct came in and he pounced. Most likely, she went against her training and screamed, or began to run, at which point much like with dogs , the meow liger began to chase and killed her "accidentally".Scientific evidence reveals that the lion had no intent to devour the woman , but blood was drawn, causing instinct to override...

What are they thinking? Us wildlife conservationists have dropped thousands of poison infested mouse carcasses all around Guam to settle a snake problem.  It sounds very archaic and blatantly stupid because this wont just kill the snakes, even if they are invasive, lots of things will eat the dead mice, subsequently wtf are they thinking?The brown tree snake has decimated local wildlife populations, claim these scientists. But rather than going out and killing the snakes manual, they have decided to poison the entire Island.We dont see anything good coming out of this because snakes smell better than humans, dogs and bears combined. They will sense the poison and ignore the dead mice. Instead, dumber animals such as decomposer will eat these pieces of junk and die. This might be the stupidest thing we have ever heard. uhuh hi there please eat my poison infested body

Darron Lynn Koenig the alleged man that attacked railroad workers by throwing hammers  has been captured. This comes after Darron Lynn Koenig, 51 began throwing hammers at railroad workers, and exposing his penis.When police arrived on the scene, Koenig brandished a knife, threatening to "gut you[the police] like piglets". When the police gave chase, Darron barricaded himself inside of his own tool-shed-- apparently he was some sort of construction worker.Koenig took out a tinderbox, and his penis and began setting a fire inside his shed. Police responded with tear gas and tazed Koenig , then wrestled him naked to the ground until he tapped out for mercy.Koenig was taken downtown, and booked on three counts of assault with a deadly weapon, for throwing that stash of hammers at fellow workers. He was also charged with threatening police officers and resisting arrest.His bond is set at 1/5 of a million dollars(200,000$). Poor...

om nom nom man eaten by sinkholeToday, a Florida man entered his house for the last time. Jeff Bush , a middle aged man was, according to his brother "simply swallowed by the planet".What appears to be mother nature taking a bite at humanity is truly mournful. Police cannot even confirm the exact location of this man's body. They can't even begin to estimate how deep he has fallen into the earth, and how much more he has to go until he gets "suspended in sediment".Regardless, search teams and excavators will continue to survey and move the sinkhole's superciliously harmless top. We can't imagine how horrible it must be to be eaten by a sinkhole, slowly crushed into submission under the sheer weight of thousands of tons of earth.God keep this poor man safe.Perhaps he might actually be lucky, in a sick way, he might become fossilized, them millions of years...

Lol this awesome weatherman gets pwned by gravity! Watch as he blacks out! People faint all the time? The worst thing is the reputation :) You can only imagine how excited he is to get down from there :)

Chapo GuzmanThe infamous drug lord "el chapo" guzman , yes the guy that had like one thousand shows on his cocaine trafficking operation is still alive. Although reported dead years ago, he did not die.No , no, el chapo went on to move to Guatemala , leaving a look alike behind, as a sacrificial lamb.  looks like the name Chapo Guzman will be back in the news for a while now, he is responsible for so much carnage between his drug cartel and that of the now dead Ramon Arellano Félix.We don't know how to react to this. Maybe we can capture him alive and slap him around. You know, with a meat? Ah yes, anyways, shocking news story, yes, very shocking, yes yes, indeed...Should you be shocked? Well unless you live in Mexico , no , chapo guzman has no beef with you, but all those living in Mexico, especially Tijuana...

You heard it here first people! Those annoying commercials where that guy tells us his life story and about how much better it got with his new mobile chair was working for a company that exploits government funds! Scooter store fraudThat's right ladies and gentlemen, although having a stair lifter or motor scooter to get around would be very important, the scooter store actually funds these through the use of Medicare , a federally funded insurance type thing that help the elderly pay for medical expenses.Now this sounds great, except for the fact that since it is government money, they encourage people to exploit it. And how exactly? Or more importantly , why?Well first of all, government money is just in a state of limbo, since a huge amount [of money] is still set aside while Medicare  has not expired, because it was initially created to allow old people to survive...

As of today, MIT , one of the highest ranking schools in all of America will remain on lockdown. And the reason? A man wearing body armor, and carrying a long rifle was spotted walking across campus. Nobody was hurt, and there are very few reports of this suspicious guy going around. MIT lockdownAlthough it might have been a hoax, the school is advising all personnel to remain withing their enclosures until further notice. Police will continue to take these matters very seriously , due to a large string of school shooting this past year , most famously Sandy Hook Elementary Shooting.Hopefully this is nothing, but we just want you to be aware of what our sources tell us :)

Kinky Tail, a male lion whom has been filmed in Africa's vast Serengeti was murdered by a hungry pack of lions. Although Kinky Tail tried his hardest to fight off the attackers, he was literally eaten alive. Kinky tail died protecting those he loved, so we must all remember him. Kinky Tail MurderedKinky Tail's brother , the beta-male of the pack was also torn to shreds by lions. Today is a very sad day for the lion race :(

A 27 year old male suffering from Down Syndrome, which is a physical and mental genetic defect, was murdered (judge ruled homicide) by three off duty cops following an incident where he refused to leave a movie theater. Here is the poor victimThe three off duty police officers tackled, beat , and probably beat to death this mentally ill man. They claimed "he was kicking and screaming at us". All three of these men will now face termination, and possible criminal charges.Robert Ethan Saylor , the dead guy, was known for his caring heart, and contributions to the local church -his seat today was laid with roses-.And although down syndrome is not associated with violent behavior -since their brains are retarded  to a mindset of a 7 year old child- , even when a guy does turn violent, it is no reason to murder him in cold blood.NOTE: The officers were off...

Do I really god honestly have to say more. He has grump and he will travel? Honestly do I need to say more? Really? For the love of god? Do I really have to say moar? Huh? Umadbro ? Huh umad? have grump will travelQQ noobs