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Robot Hit And Killed By Tesla

In the first ever instance of roboticide, a self-driving Tesla found itself to be the culprit of a hit which landed a self-learning robot in a grave. ...

KRCR Reporter Attacked

The scene of a massive fentanyl overdose that sent 12 people to the hospital and left 1 dead is once again in the spotlight. According to recent repor...

Fentanyl Overdose Leaves 12 Hospitalized 1 Dead

 A recent report coming in from Chico, California indicated that a massive overdose of individuals using Fentanyl was reported. The report stated...

Knowledge And Barter

 Humans once bartered goods for goods, then the world began using currency, so what is the future medium of economics? To fully understand the di...

Happy 2019

We want to wish everyone a happy and prosperous 2019. The ball dropped just short of 12 hours ago in Times Square, New York City, New York; welcoming ...

Spacey Spotted

​Kevin spacey, absent from the public eye for quite some time, has been spotted in Baltimore. Spacey allegedly went into hiding following numerous acc...

Eiffel Tower Burns

The Eiffel tower burns as France looms towards a dark age over recent hikes on petroleum. Chaos and disorder in what appear to be an almost apocalypti...

Update Ocelot

About The Update: Update 0.0.1 is a procedural and comprehensive update to "The Order Of The Iron Phoenix" network. This update introduces new feature...

Cohen Sentenced

​Shocking News: Michael Cohen, President Donald Trump's former attorney has been slapped a sentence of 3 years in prison. Tumultuous noise surrounded ...

George H.W. Bush Dies

Americans mourn today as the beloved 41st president of the United States has been pronounced dead on arrival to the local hospital. Correspondents fro...

Petar Stoychev Image: Novinite

Petar Stoychev recorded another great success in his career! After winning the first 1000-meter (3300 feet) Antarctic swimming marathon on Sunday morn...

Pokemon Mega

Just when you think you've seen it all, another hijacked series is reborn as a surprisingly addicting Chinese game. Pokémon Mega is a standalone game ...

Stephen Hillenburg

Stepehen Hillenburg passed away early this morning in his Anaheim, California home. Hillenburg was found unresponsive. A few of his associates attempt...

Scraping Warning

One day your website's social media previews work great, the next they do not—what happened? Social media such as Twitter, Pinterest, Facebook, Linked...

Ricky Jay Credits :RickyJay.Com

An unfortunate event! Ricky Jay, the famous magician, and actor, was found unconscious this afternoon. Paramedics arrived at Ricky Jay's Los Angeles, ...

Tekashi 69

Having recently been involved in an inconclusive scandal involving sex with a minor, rapper Tekashi 69 was already on hot water. He did manage to make...

Fallout 76

​ Fallout 76 has strayed from the typical "player versus environment" formula of the series and moved towards "player versus player". Fallout 76 has b...

Eating Camel Dung

In a little-known fact that appeared on my desk today as a "trending topic", I was shocked to discover an inquiry regarding the edibility of camel man...

Getting A Refund On Your Debt

Accruing Debts: ​  Accruing debts in college is easy. You apply for financial aid through a FAFSA form, you are guaranteed (practically) approval...