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Hungry Lion Eats Little Girl

A poor male lion was videotaped trying to eat a little girl. But just imagine for a second, every day thousands of snacks just walk by the glass, and the lion gets more and more tempted to eat each and every one of them. girl eaten by lionOn top of all that, they all has cheezburgerz and stuffs. So, the king of the African Savannah decided to nom the girl, unfortunately, he failed :/ The ballistic glass made it impossible for us to see a male lion eat a baby chimpanzee, I mean a human. Watch the video below plox.Lions truly are the kings of the wild, that is why we must all not tempt fate.

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Are we human because of viruses?

VirusSo, we all know that the virus is the ultimate enemy, something that cant be killed by antibiotics because it is non-living. Something that can decimate entire populations, something that will kill you because your only defense against it is your immune system.But do you understand the true capability of these abnormal creations? Did you know that when you are afflicted with a virus, it attaches to your cells , combines with your current DNA and begins to create hybrid cells , which are usually dangerous. Then your immune white blood cells go out and kill these infected cells , although regurgitation and high temperature [fever] also aids in the extraction of this terrifying stuff.What you probably don't know is that when a virus infects you, sometimes there is a neutral affect. Sometimes we simply get a mutation. All that happens in this scenario is the infected cells are not attacked...

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Why do cats get double paws?

cat double pawDoes your cat have what appears to be "more than one paw" on each hand? Well, it sparked my interest when I met a cat that had this apparent mutation, so I did some research and was baffled at my findings.Scientists in the Netherlands wrote a study on this phenomenon about 30 years ago. What they found was that as kittens grew in the womb of the mother cat, at times two kittens would fuse together. It is hard to understand, we know, but in cats , it is possible for two fetuses to begin to bind together, kind of like how humans are just many different cells bound together to make one organism.The double paw means that your cat is actually two cats merged together, and as seen in the cat above, it appears this one was a black cat and a white cat made into a tuxedo...

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groudon found

Do you ever wonder what Groudon in pokemon was based off of? A godzilla maybe, or maybe something larger, and more realistic. Sakurajima volcano in Japan probably houses the answer , very close to the legendary suicide forest, it quite possibly harbors a groudon.Now how can we get it to come out? Look: groudon foundThat lightning is the life force given by arceus to make groudon come out of the ground. When it comes out, people will have to go find a kyogre in the pacific ocean, although it too might end up attacking these poor people.

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New pope elected

Im reporting a few hours late on this matter because I actually watched it happen. So after a few days of black smoke coming from the papal chimney, finally some white stuff came out today (god that sounds wrong). And much to my pleasure, he was not the archbishop of Nigeria , but rather a high priest from Argentina.Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio will now begin his term on the throne of the papacy as "Pope Francis". And yes, waiting for this guy to come out was like waiting for the fireworks to go off on new years eve. Pope Francis is 76 years old.And what of the resigned pope Bnedict ? Well, he will be mentoring Francis for a bit, and then probably retire to a local monastery where he will live out his life in silence , which really is not as bad as I make it sound. He will also...

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AIDS cured

aids curedThis outside of Mississippi : the first ever documented complete annihilation of the AIDS (HIV) virus has been removed from a child that was intrinsically exposed at birth to this virus.This is a great step forward for all of humanity, we can only marvel at what humans have left to conquer? Cancer should be next on our hit-list,  we must go at it with everything we have, we must destroy it at the core , with a vanguard of scientific formulas.Now, the results with this child are not typical, and there is no guarantee that the substance used (mainly comprised of bee stinger poison -lol-) won't bring up other conditions or side affects. Also, doctors say that although the "current status of the patient shows no sign of the aids virus, it may resurge at some point, therefore this child must be kept for testing for a few more months".The...

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Cat

Cat and (cat), the (Carnivore) eye cat in the narrow sense - domestic cat is a medium sized carnivorous mammal classified in the genus cat - subfamily cat - feline - Feliformia: is the common name of the (scientific name Felis silvestris catus) . It is widely kept as pets in the world, along with typical dog because they get easily attached to humans.The origin of the cat is the domestication (Felis silvestris) (in a narrow sense). The wildcat began to be kept for the purpose of capturing the evasive mouse, and is one of the wildcat subspecies , although in more recent years genetic modification has yielded thousands of variants.. People often get attached easily [as they did in the past] with domestic cats, and many have been kept as pets. wild housecatOn the other hand, the "cat" in the broad sense of the term refers to the comprehensive name...

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Old lady makes expensive guy's airbag deploy

So this mother was filing her kids doing skateboard stunts, then this happened. Classic fail ahahaha.

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Why is North Korea back in the news?

Imagine this , a bunch of hunters are chasing a fox, the fox is backed into a corner, but the hunters cant enter this small , confined area. Furthermore, other foxes can't come into this area because the hunters would overpower them. What will the fox do? Well, as with anything, being backed into a corner will mean fight or run.And since the siege cannot be bypassed, the fox will bite.This is exactly the situation with North Korea, they fear they might be a fox amongst hunters. They feel that old allies, and supply chains through China and Russia have been severed due to hunter pressure (UN). So, now they may or may not be threatening to preemptively strike.Do we really need to give a f***? No, because the men that took part in the Korean war are either dead , or close to death. So, if you can imagine, the...

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The new Myspace

Just when the name "myspace" has begun fading from the pages of history, someone has begun reviving this slain behemoth. And how exactly? new myspace profile cover (click to enlarge)Well, it appears that the new myspace "new.myspace.com" only has the concept of a profile with profile music left. It looks nothing like it did in 2004 as an example.We actually kind of like it, as oppose to facebook, you can have a profile background that spans an entire page. Also, the mouse wheel is the only way to move "across" a person's profile.Now this seems entirely different, but it still comes standard with a status page, tons of customizable profile fields, and an array of music to add to your profile in your very own customizable playlist, which has always been the largest plus of myspace over google + and facebook.It might not catch on because it still lacks many customizations...

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Man arrested at Gatwick airport for hoarding 207 pounds of dead caterpillars

"They were for eating" claimed the 22 year old detainee that was caught trying to smuggle 207 pounds of caterpillars. This guy was from Barkina Faso, where accordingly this is a delicacy.He was allowed to carry this eerie stuff from a port in Burkina Faso, and also from a port in Istanbul, Turkey. Unlike these two countries, england has safety regulations, for purposes of keeping the public safe, items of animal origin cannot be imported without a special permit. The 207 pounds of caterpillar meat were taken, and incinerated. Caterpillars found incinerated eaten

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Justin Bieber takes his shirt off in London

Let's add some gossipy shjt to this website! Ok, so the 19 year old tween pop star, and internet idol was caught naked outside of a suburb in London. Unfortunately for us, he didn't go all Jason Russel on us and jerk it. No, No, he just took his godamn shirt off.Oh, so sexy, and spicy, yeah, keep reading this post for no reason. Well, anyways you can just imagine the sexual tension of a boy taking his shirt off, so here is the picture. Justin beieber jerking it nakedYes! We are s proud, this is our first celebrity based post :)

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Why does the American school system suck so bad?

murica fvck yeah!You know what has always puzzled us? We have always wondered "why is it that the American school system is so far behind that of Europe?". Well, after about one year of reading journals published by prominent economists, and leaders of coalitions for education , we have an answer.This answer is not very easy to understand unless you understand how America shifted it's political ideology following the war in Vietnam.Well, in order to completely get rid of any sort of feeling of school being government controlled (as was the case in Europe and the soviet union -our arch enemy?-) , we privatized sectors , most schools these days, although federally funded, are privately owned.Now this sounds radical, we know, but we will explain why this is, and how it is hurting this country. Furthermore, and quite off topic, who the f@#% can reverse this? ---> Imagine this: oh yeah, coffee...

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Playstation 4 announced -confirmed-

The playstation 4 has finally been "officially" confirmed by sony. The project will be headed by Mark Cerny in North America, and promises to be more epic than the playstation 3. Now we just need to know the release date, and some word on the xbox 720. Playstation 4 Confirmed By Sony 

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Young basketball player dies suddenly

Josh Level , age 17 , a star basketball player from North Carolina died suddenly today after taking a time-out during a basketball match. He died so suddenly, that nobody even had time to react. One second he was standing, the next he was gaping dead on the ground. Eyewitnesses couldn't even fathom that such a healthy looking guy simply dropped dead. josh level age 17 dies suddenlyAuthorities fear it might have been a major stroke , or perhaps an undiagnosed enlarged heart, which often ends in sudden and unexplained cardiac arrest. Today is a sad day for Josh's team and classmates. We are always stricken with grief to learn of such tragedies, our hearts are with everyone that knew and loved him.

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How to train your cat to walk on a leash

Have you ever dreamed of walking your cat on a leash? Do you think it's impossible to get your cat to do anything? Well, in reality it's actually quite simple, just follow our simple instructions and your cat will be the envy of the town for years ahead :) Cat on leashFirst , a cat is a free-spirited, and practically untamable animal, it will never simply allow you to force it to put on a leash. Not to mention, a cat will always find a way to escape a standard neck only collar. For this purpose, use either a specialized "cat harness" , or a harness leash made for tiny dogs, unless you have a savannah cat.Second , get the cat very comfortable with the harness. Begin by placing the harness on the cat without a leash. If your cat does responds negatively by sitting down, looking depressed, pet it under the chin...

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Scarborough Fair Ballad

Scarborough Fair is one of the few surviving original ballads of old England , Yorkshire province to be exact. It is often hailed as one of the few last remaining "medieval style"  pieces that are standardized.This piece is often performed through the use of an acoustic guitar or an old style "lute" -which is really just a more primitive guitar-. Scarborough Fair (click to enlarge)This man here performs some of the musical piece on a guitar, it's actually pretty good, check it out:No the background on the ballad is reminiscent of Hercules because it is about a single man that must go on impossible tasks , set by his wife rather than father, with the hopes of gaining  prize in the end (in this case it is a dirty old rag).The lyrics are as follows from the revision in 1888: "Are you going to Scarborough Fair?Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;Remember me...

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All latin words and english meanings

Kindly press "ctrl +f" to find the one you are looking for :) I are roman catA:abbas abbatis : father /abbot.abbatia : abbey, monastery.abduco : to lead, or take away/ detach, withdraw.abeo : to go away, retire /depart from life, die.abeo : to digress / change / vanish, disappear.abscido : to cut off, to separate, take away.absconditus : hidden, concealed.absens, absentis : (adj.) absent, missing, away, gone.absorbeo : to swallow, gulp down, carry away, engross.absque : (+ abl.) without.abstergo : to wipe off, clean away.absum : to be absent, be away, be missing.abundans : abundant, overflowing, abounding in.abundantia : abundance, bounty, plentyabutor : to make full use of, to abuse.abutor : to use abusive language / use a word incorrectly.ac : =atque andaccedo : to approach, come near /(things) to be added.accendo : to kindle, illuminate, inflame.acceptus : welcome, pleasant, agreeable.accipio : to consider oneself indebted, receive, learn, take.accommodo : to...

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How to fix a flickering white screen on a laptop

First of all, I will note that I am doing this as a freaking favor to all of you. I just wrote this article in notepad, because I was going to write it on phoenixanswers , but I decided due to the importance of this information, this would be a better place to put it.Also note that mother f#$%^ing windows freaking restarted with a f***ing "system update" right when I was about to post my huge, detail ridden article on this wonderful trick here.  It prompted me to save it, I clicked "save" , but I might have been too late. No I have to spend another couple of bloody minutes trying to f****ing remember what I even wrote. I wouldnt lift a paw to help youLets start at the basics. You have your laptop, one day it's working, the next day you get a glitchy screen, all of a sudden it...

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Postal service to cut sunday

The United States Postal Service has been hit hard by the advent of technology, such as text messaging, email , epostcards and most of all , those "green" ebills we all love so much. As a result they have struggled like crazy to make quota, and each year it just goes downhill.An answer to this deficit has been established, an unpopular one, but a solution nonetheless. This solution calls for the eradication of delivery on Saturdays, which has been a post delivery day since the advent of this country. Sunday is properly given off in observance of church service, if you are religious. no more mail on SundaysThis is quite unpopular with older people, and especially the postal workers that are getting their hours cut. Although very unpopular with most, it might be the only way to preserve the existence of the us postal service, remember, UPS trucks bring you all...

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