Yesterday, as you may have all seen, youtube changed a bit. We see now that Google intends to merge youtube with Google-plus entirely, this is why the new update made it feel more like a social network, and less like the good old youtube. Im not quite sure whether what they are doing is a good thing , or a bad thing. With the near death of facebook, and it's certain impending doom, we certiany dont understand why google wants youtube to become more social. People might simply move on to dailymotion, for the restrictions on dailymotion are far less, making it feel freer. Youtube might have become too "child friendly" for our tastes.     See what we mean, new youtube  

I was abducted by aliens? They placed probes and pieces of metal in my brain, liver, kidneys and spine! What can I do now!? We remove everything they put in! Many people begin to feel helpless after an alien abduction. All hopes of a normal life, existence or having children suddenly disappear. The worst part of it all is that nobody believes you, right? You may be asking yourself "where can I go?" "are there people that can help me?" "where the f^&$$ do I go to get all the implants removed?" . Well, The Order Of The Iron Phoenix has partnered with psychologists, numerologists, general practitioners and chemists to bring you the very best in alien probe removal and moral support! We will personally help you cope through comprehensive "man to man" talk, psychological testing and evaluation (we wont make you eat anything, you're not insane, people get abducted by...

If you're reading this, then you're probably at where I was today. You probably foolishly left your keys in your car, because you don't have wireless capabilities to unlock your vehicle (it becomes a habit to lock the doors before leaving the car, I know). My car was probably stolen to begin with, so I don't mind sharing with you how I broke back into it. Now , as a disclaimer this is for people that have locked themselves out of their cars , you cant do anything if you plan on stealing a car today, the "key chip sensor" wire makes it practically impossible to hotwire these days, I mean you're just better off throwing some sparkplugs through the windshield and defecating (or beating the bishop) on the seats until the cops arrive to send your ass to jail. Okay, so your keys are standing there, on the passenger seat,...

For today's complete off-topic nonsense post, here is an adorable kitten that seems much older. This kitten is listening to Colors by Morandi. Obviously the persian kitteh needs a good petting to move it out of it's depressed state :/

When we initially heard that another movie would be added to the Tolkien series, we jumped in excitement (source: new lord of the rings movie). In fact, we expected this to be a huge success, so we even spent an extra 4$ to see the 3-D version. The hobbit - an unexpected journey Let us share a bit about the story: The story begins with the old Bilbo, whom we see in every other lord of the rings movie, writing a letter to Frodo. We are indeed confirming that Frodo does get a few seconds of fame at the beginning of the movie. After that opening little scene , which lasts about 12 minutes, we go back in time, as Bilbo ponders about his "great adventure" 60 years ago. This, of course, then leads to the title being displayed, and thus, the main story is initiated. So, much like the first "lord...

If you thought the Germans were the only ones that could field mammoth tanks, you clearly have never heard of the infamous project "T-28", which in all honesty was on-par with the mammoths of the German land forces. T-28-95 super-heavy American tank As world war two was appearing to be a similar standstill on all fronts to World War One, American tank designers began thinking like the English during that first bitter war , they needed something thick ! With tanks like the panther and tiger prowling around , the idea of sending swarms of ill-equipped M4 Shermans seemed doomed to fail. With the coming of the tiger II , the Sherman could no longer even penetrate many of the German armored units, let alone storm to Berlin. Similarly in Japan , the Sherman appeared to be getting bogged down and destroyed by anti-tank weapons with relative ease (by an army that barely...

Zé Arigó was a magic man that claimed he could perform surgery by simply closing his eyes, and the spirit of Dr Adolph Fritz would take his hands and do his godly work. Zé Arigó successfully managed to do this over 30 times. Zé Arigó distrusted traditional medicine, so he opted to instead use a rusty butcherknife , which gave him his famous name: "the surgeon of the rusty knife". Zé Arigó This psychic state was apparently incurred when Zé Arigó was working in a mine, after he had escaped schooling due to lack of funds. He witnessed an entity in a white apron, with an "unrecognizable" face, only identifying itself as "the spirit of Dr Adolph Fritz". Zé Arigó soon began his practice of medicine, usually on people close to death with terminal cancers. Strangely enough, nobody he ever treated died, he removed a few brain tumors , something that in...

You might be asking yourself "do male cats that breed with a female that already has kittens kill the kittens like lions do?". The answer is , luckily, no. Male domestic  cats are actually very caring to stray kittens, often if left in the wild, these cats will orphan stray kittens, and even share a majority of anything killed with them. Male house cat So no, male cats don't kill other male cats' kittens, although male cats will pwn the sh#$ out of other male cats to preserve their dominance over female house cats, this will never lead to death, but might lead to a few scratches.

"woman lights snake on fire and burns down house" A woman in Texas burned down her own house early this week. Authorities claim that the woman set a rattlesnake on fire, and the snake quickly slithered in an attempt to escape the pain. In the process, the snake took it's revenge, setting fire to the woman's entire house. Soon, this woman's house was burnt to a crisp, the snake was dead, and she realize she just lost her 500,000$ piece of real-estate because she wanted to kill a snake with fire before it laid eggs. Something sounds horribly wrong here....

The Toshiba Qosmio X870 is a rather amazing edition to toshiba's now famous gaming laptop brand. Many would claim that the Qosmio series rivals dell's Alienware (and they would be right). So anyways, we got ourselves one the day it came out and will now begin to share our experience with you. Lets begin with a photo of the opened Qosmio x870 so you can get a visual. Qosmio x870 Now, the key elements of this laptop would be : * The 17.3 inch 1600x900 full led screen display (full hd) * Large keyboard with island configuration for a numb pad (in beautiful crimson red backlight) * HD surround sound speakers *The ability to turn off your touchpad by clicking th top left corner *4 usb 3 ports *blue ray reader (dvd r/w) * Gigabit wifi card * Ethernet port (if your old school) *Beautiful design, upgrade from the x775 because...

Sochi Olympic Games We were watching the winter Olympics since the ironic beginning (the malfunctioning final ring). Today we are going to take some time to commemorate what we could, unfortunately, not cover on here due to a complete lack of time ;( The 2014 Sochi Olympic winter games ended today with a stunning show of performance-- primarily from the Russians themselves [along with other nations worldwide]. The Russians managed to win the games , nabbing an astounding 13 gold medals, and 33 in total. Here are the results from all the nations for the games: Sochi Winter Olympic games medal totals Our own corporate office was very proud to see that Austria made it in the top 10. But we would also like to recognize the achievements of each individual medal winner from every nation. These Olympics were a proud and amazing moment for people worldwide to set aside conflict...

When we use the term "old but gold" , this game definitely comes to mind. Even in today's tablet infested world, this 7 year old game is the best grand theft auto portable game. So why not post all the hax ?  vice city stories psp Armor Cheat code: Up, Down, Left, Right, Square, Square, L1, R1 Cars Avoid You Cheat code: Up, Up, Right, Left, Triangle, Circle, Circle, Square Chrome Cars Cheat code: Right, Up, Left, Down, Triangle, Triangle, L1, R1 Clear Weather Cheat code: Left, Down, R1, L1, Right, Up, Left, X Commit Suicide (lol why use a hack for this?) Cheat code: Right, Right, Circle, Circle, L1, R1, Down, X Destroy All Cars Cheat code: L1, R1, R1, Left, Right, Square, Down, R1 Faster Clock (trippy shit man) Cheat code: R1, L1, L1, Down, Up, X, Down, L1 Faster Gameplay Cheat code: Left, Left, R1, R1, Up, Triangle,...

Hitting children is a divided topic, most people would concur that it is rather brutal to beat the living f$%# out of some poor sap with your granddaddy's 3"x3' lead pipe just to teach him a lesson.But could we all be brainwashed by idiots, people that don't understand child psychology? People that don't understand progress?Let me go over some of the basic reasons why people believe they should refrain from hitting their child: 1) The child is special, something harmless, something much like a pet, something that requires attention and care, therefore hitting it is an act of evil. 2) The child is defenseless, and therefore hitting it is playing the part of god, you cannot play the part of god therefore touching the child in a brutal manner is not allowed. 3) Hitting the child can cause accidental permanent damage or death. 4) The child will bide the pain, and...

Did you know that the awesome and epically entertaining HBO production "Game Of Thrones" placed a replica of George W. Bush's head on a spike in the first season? Well, we for one did not catch this (even though we love this series). Indeed, it's rather hard to not miss, but we got this image from another website.HBO has pulled the first edition season to rectify this error, they do deeply apologist to Bush and his family.

If you live in New York , you may or may not have heard of "Plum Island". Plum Island is a 3 mile wide stretch of land located less than four miles off the coast of New York. Plum Island might seem very insignificant to anyone that lives in New York. One might ask "what's so special about plum Island?". plum islandPlum Island is only three miles wide (N-S) and one mile thick (E-W). It seems very insignificant , and in fact, you probably never hear about it. What makes plum Island worth writing about?Well, following world war II , plum Island was seized by the United States government. A large structure was constructed on the far west side of plum Island. Now , the oddest part was that nobody but high level security personnel were allowed to visit Plum Island. High level security grants were needed , and ferry boat...

Our ever encompassing contest (read all about the contest here) has yielded two winners , both winning 2100 Microsoft points , although one decided to replace the gift with an itunes gift card (which was ok) , so the winners were notified by inbox , and the prizes were given accordingly. We approached 2000 facebook likes for some time , but for some reason these are plummeting , just remember that as long as you remain with us , you can possibly win larger prizes during each 1000 likes or whenever the massive prizes (cars and such) are given out!So come now , what do you have to lose? Win free gift cards and possibly a car just by liking us on facebook and following us on twitter! The links to both will be on the far bottom , click those two for your chance to win huge prizes! keep smiling

The vote to have the Olympics in Istanbul (bleh!) , Madrid , or Tokyo has ended! This has resulted in a very close victory of Tokyo over Madrid. Thus, the 2020 Olympics will be held in Tokyo! This will be Tokyo's first hosting of the games since 1964! And guess what? We will be covering it like we did the 2012 summer Olympics (but in more detail, promise) Woot! Tokyo wins 202 olympics 

A public masturbator was doing his thing, fap fap fap and all , when a middle aged fat woman came near him. She instantly noticed he was masturbating and tried to look away, but her eyes couldn't do it! The man took off his shorts, showing her his massive pickle!She ran , calling for help (lol) , and police arrived shortly. Police grabbed the man , who claimed "I was just getting some sun!". Police beat the man and arrested him shortly after the incident, inditing him on charges of public masturbation , flashing , disorderly conduct and public nudity.This man now faces up to 10 days in prison for his heinous crime! hahahahaha! public fapper gets some sun

Luke ChriscoLuke Chrisco, perhaps the most perverted man of 2013 has been sentenced to three years in prison and ten years on parole for hiding in portable toilet sewers and spying on naked men and women.Luke Chrisco accordingly dug trenches under the septic tanks of the portable toilets , and placed cameras underneath , taping anyone that went in. Early last year, a woman reported a man running out of the sewer after being spotted, covered in feces.Police caught the man , sanitized him, beat him and took him to prison. He has been taped and confirmed more than twenty times by locals. Plus, his video footage shows much more. As a result, Luke Chrisco was sentenced to three years in prison. What a naughty man -- he wont be doing this again for a while.

One of the best channels for the past couple of year ,current tv, has been sold to a quitar based arab news agency. The channel was initially an investment made by al gore in 2005 , which seemed profitable at the time. Unfortunately, few people knew about the channel -- if they did it wouldn't have been sold.Current featured wonderful shows , usually portraying "otherworldly matters" -- giving tremendous insight into foreign affairs. Shows like Vanguard, Dangerous Journeys and daily documentaries really made the channel worth watching.We learned things such as narcotic problems, economic destruction through foreign "corporate imperialism" and generally gained a better perspective of our modern ,and sometimes superficially perfect, world.The change took place on august 20th , but we don't watch too much television anyways, so we noticed today(27th). The new channel was bought by Al Jazeera for 500 million dollars (US) , an arab news agency that...