If we told you that a cat-scan or x-ray of a human brain could tell us whether or not you were evil, you would probably flip a sh!# and also the coffee table in front of you over our heads , it's ok , it is in your nature to prevent discrimination.But today we are serious when we say "evil can be scientifically detected" through what German scientists refer to as "dark spots". Often found not in thieves, or people that kill in crimes of passion (over love) , but in people that kill for pleasure. Dr Gerhard Roth with brainDr. Gerhard Roth, a venerated professor of neurology , and professor of well over 20 years [in service] , has stated that "dark spots" are visible in the brains of all killers, and men that take joy in the torture of innocents (usually humans, but also animals).He sort of went on...

Heliosaga, a relatively new band I just discovered looks like it has a promising future. Their solo  hit "The Light of Ardor" has given me an almost nostalgic feeling prevalent in older gothic metal bands, such as Nightwish and Penumbra. As we have the tendency to share things of interest , such as lolcats and good music, here it is ! Their hit solo "The Light OF Ardor"! Enjoy!

Berndnaut Smilde , an artist currently residing in the kingdom of the Netherlands appearantly had a vision, and his background in physics helped. What he did was simply adjust his personal studio's temperature and humidity, then he used a common fog machine, and bam! A synthetic cloud was formed.He did this over and over to show us it was no illusion. It might sounds impossible, absurd or whatnot, but it's real! A synthetic cloud! Berndnaut Smilde Synthetic CloudNo watch this video if you doubt the irrefutable evidences presented before you :) 

Chris Brown, the self proclaimed king of wife-beating has been found guilty of voluntary assault on rock sensation "Frank Ocean". Accordingly, brown had just arrived at some event , where an associate of Ocean was singing. Brown brought a few hoodlums with him to stir up some trouble (or thats what reports say). chris brown strikes againSo, what the TMZ report states is:"Brown tried to push his car into Ocean's parking slot, Ocean was jammed and could not move himself back or forward, neither could Brown." Instead of trying to talk a solution out, Brown and his hoodlums pounced on Ocean, leaving him in a pool of blood (shocking). Ugh, oh yeah, he got arrested, again, for ASSAULT. We are really shocked lol :P 

We are positive 99% of you wont be able to find the leopard in this picture withing one minute. Comment below if you even manage to find it :) Can you find the leopard?Now imagine how "at loss" gazelle, water buffalo and African antelope are compared to this master of evolutionary disguise.

Sometimes people say "certain people learn from others' mistakes" , we say "it's time to learn from others' success!" Here are 6 illustrated tips to make your life easier :) Use doritos to start a fire to dazzle your friends Poke holes in trash cans to prevent vacuum type suction that gives you resistance. The position of highway signs tells you the direction of the exit Dont know what to do with old juice cartons? make litterbox shovels Use an old Piano as stunning a fountain Never throw snowballs at your cat, he doesn't have any hands :/     

It has come to our attention that yet another year has gone by, and as usual, it is almost time to do our dreaded tax returns. This is difficult for some of us, and it's rather time consuming. TurboTaxLuckily, TurboTax is here to help us! TurboTax makes it easy to simply input your data for the year, click a button, and have everything ready to go in minutes. TurboTax will also do it's best (if it's not the free edition) to help give you all the savings and returns you personally deserve.So, if you don't quite understand how to file taxes, don't want to waste thousands of minutes looking through paperwork, don't want to go to jail for tax evasion, don't want to hire a tax return firm to do this for you, you can use TurboTax to "do it yourself" fast, easy affordable! What do you possibly have to lose?Since...

SimCity Beta open!Do you want to become a new simcity beta tester? Well you are in luck! We have a few hundred keys available for the few lucky people that can actually get into the game before launch.The simcity beta is now open for residents of north America! Try your luck today! Enter here https://www.simcity.com/en_US/beta/info ! Your chances of being picked are great since this was announced today! Good luck and have fun!

Ok our dear readers let's see what our new logo for 2012 will be (note all are trademarked).In the first half of 2012, our logo looked like this: 2012a The Order Of The Iron PhoenixIn the second half of 2012, we decided to go smaller and more simple, so we got this 2012 b  The Order Of The Iron PhoenixNow what you have all been waiting for , our newest logo for 2013 has now arrived! And it's right here! : The Order Of The Iron PhoenixMaybe it got a bit distorted there, but it looks great on a black background, as we designed. Cheers and we hope to see you here often!

The newest games to the Pokemon franchise have been announced for the new Nintendo handhold superplatform the 3-ds. This game will include over 100 new Pokemon, new playable characters, and -finally- the ability to see your Pokemon duke it out in 3-d!The three starter Pokemon in Pokemon x and y have been shown in the video below.A new adventure will await you, and a new era of pokemon will soon begin. You can also find Nintendo pre-released beta roms somewhere, we don't remember where, but they did this for Pokemon black and white 2 before release as well.

Ok, so a few years back I remember reading about some study that absolutely peaked my interest.  A dear friend of mine and I had a decent conversation a few days ago about how his widowed mother needed a companion. We both decided a dog would be perfect, save the amount of maintenance , a dog has been known to be an excellent companion to the human. But I decided to explain to him about a documentary I saw back in 2003 on using dogs as medicine. Animal Healing Powers! Background So in 2001, a clinic in Canada had a patient (let's call him Jim). This patient was around 73 or so, and he had a cardiogram done to see his status (because just looking at the heart, you can tell a person's current health status). The man's heart was abysmal, to the point where 21st century medical experts had to...

Mouse MouseOk, so a smart mouse decides to pay for his own lunch. It's rather odd watching this with that picture above, isn't it?

Ever wonder who goes under the doorcracks and collects your grandmother's fine tapestries? Well check it out!

It has always bothered my mind, so I will now dedicate a few minutes to write about the idea of controlling your dreams, and I don't mean your aspirations, no no. I mean the actual dreams you have as you lay in a state of defenseless slumber upon the soft , comfortable safety of your tempurpedic. --A bit of background-- Now, as I see it, dreams are usually the expression of concern and emotion people try to hide. For example, the really nasty dreams people experience are probably brought on by guilt, which is natural because guilt causes us to worry, and stress effects our bodies in severe ways (ie aging, metabolism, heart-health, liver health etc).Then, we have the types of dreams with unexplainable points, such as the ones where you are running down some hallway, all white and stuff with flickering light bulbs. There is someone chasing you, perhaps it...

It has been our finest pleasure having you with us through our first year. We feel we have gotten much done, from the days we initially began serving you with news and services. 2012 is also going to go down as the year of the "Mayan calender doomsday" prophesy that we all survived -thank god-.We have also put a few touches on a movie we plan to release, along with demobilizing BurnOn social media.We have also taken PhoenixWiki into a no spam zone, now the only way to create articles, or anything of that matter, is to log into the Cthulhu Portal , then enter the wiki. This will hopefully rid us of spam entirely. -moving on- Now let us share that we were indeed strongly disappointed with the new years celebration in times square this year, it's almost as if no effort was put in to give it a sensation of...

Believe it it or not, more than 10% of all bank counts are secured by the pin "1234", yes, some people are just far too creative for this world. As a result of a census, an astonishing 11% was "1234" , and close behind at 8% was" 7777". So the next time you steal a bank card(please for the love of god don't), you already have a 20% chance at cracking the pin lol! PinPadIt really is as easy as 1-2-3-4!

Cripple and the Starfish is a play, well known now for it's theme of painful pleasure, to a delightful status. It really pushes the notion of "pleasure regardless of consequence" and "danger is delectable".This play was written by  Antony Hegarty and first recorded in 1998. It was finally put to on sight review in 2003, where it was critiqued as "both marvelous and horrible". Other less uptight critiques claimed it was a "wonderful masochistic experience".After thoroughly reviewing the play ourselves, we thought it was ok. We dont have anything to say about how "odd" it was, we are into that type of stuff. Out of  all the live plays we have ever attended , this was the only one which did not make us sigh, so it did have a bit of "intrigue" and "suspense" flare to it.Feel free to see it yourself, and comment below! Cripple and the Starfish title...

On June 5, 2010 Laura Branigan and co released her hit album "ShineOn"  which was surprisingly popular in South Africa, and even nominated for awards here in the United States. Every track on the cd is edited, originally from 1984-2000, and therefore not the originals. These are all done by different authors. Some of the top tracks included "Cry Wolf" by Jude Johnstone , "Ti Amo"  by Giancarlo Bigazzi, and "Forever Young"  by Laura herself. ShineOn CoverYou can buy ShineOn here:

Grumpy cat is an adorable creature that has recently captivated the hearts of millions. Grumpy cat is a rare breed of cat , with the type of perma-frown so many of us take botox to ward off. Grumpy Cat and Brother , Pokey (L,R)Grumpy cat is the happiest little kitty on the planet, and can you blame him when he lives with a genuine cat collector? Hes so cute that we predict he will rise in popularity faster than trollface, or spoderman.He has recently become a common meme amongst people, nd can you blame them?Hes just so darn cute! Grumpy CatWe also found an exceptionally cute picture of grump cat with his dog, whom seems so depressed compared to mr. Cat. Grumpy Cat with dog

We just made the following status on our facebook page ,hopefully you are one of our 27 followers :) :"We shall be with you dear followers, and although the world will not end, take some time to ask yourself "if today is my last, am I proud of everything I have done", "Do I live a life of regrets?". And at the dawn of December 22nd, change everything you do not like about yourself. Be who you want to be, overcome anything you might later regret, for this day may be your last :)"And since we only have 27 followers, we want anyone else that actually finds this post to hear our word of advice, and to simply come to terms with their existence. Life is very fragile you see, and if you think about it, astronomical comets and gravitational shifts are beyond our control.We may feel at the moment that...